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No Ben at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2008 07:28:00 February 27, 2008 07:28:00

Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer Garner’s career is hotter than ever. Full Story

Best Taupe: Jennifer Garner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2008 07:54:06 February 25, 2008 07:54:06

Normally Taupe Jennifer Garner brought it…and how. There was an edge to her on the carpet last night – something sassy, something confident, something really sexy in the way she walked, in the way she posed, in the way she invited people to look at her. It was a new Taupe. It was almost NO Taupe! Needless to say, the dress had a lot to do with it. Full Story

The Hair Keeps her Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 09:56:44 January 16, 2008 09:56:44

Jennifer Garner last night at the National Board of Review Awards in a gorgeous dress showing off her Violet-toned arms and legs, feet tucked into a beautiful pair of shoes… and then that hair. Ugh that hair. Maybe it’s the bangs. Whatever it is, it looks like she’s heading to the library. Full Story

Look Who’s Hot Again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 05:41:39 January 14, 2008 05:41:39

Ben Affleck with Taupe and Violet are back in Cali after an extended stay in New York. Check out the family this weekend looking busy being a family. And check out Ben looking hotter than he has in a long, long time. Like almost Lopez-era hot. Yum. Ben of course is coming off a comeback year. Gone Baby Gone was a critical success and Amy Ryan’s performance, under Ben’s direction, is considered a lock for an Oscar nomination. Full Story

Alba Bitch Breeding!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2007 00:00:00 December 12, 2007 00:00:00

In all fairness, it’s been a kinder, gentler Jessica Alba of late. This is a girl who, once upon a time, stormed up and down Robson Street in Vancouver terrorising retailers, allowing her dog to piss and sh*t anywhere it wanted without cleaning up her own mess. My favourite Alba Bitch story though is from the set of Good Luck Chuck – she had finished shooting a scene and was sitting on a chair as a crew member walked by at which point she looked at him, lifted her leg and said: You can take my boots off now. Full Story

Taupe No Bangs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 00:00:00 December 4, 2007 00:00:00

Much better, non? Much less matronly, much more sassy and sexy too, though not too much so as to intimidate the MiniVan… for Taupe Jennifer Garner, it’s a perfect look. Love the bedhead and her toned arms, cute dress, and the “Simple” leather Louboutin – I have a pair in nude, they are the best nude heels on the market. Full Story

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Taupe Back to Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 06:45:00 November 30, 2007 06:45:00

Broadway strike has ended, shows are back on just in time for the holiday rush which means Taupe’s turn in Cyrano de Bergerac has resumed as will, undoubtedly, her daily photo opp with little dimpled adorable Violet. Here’s the most popular MiniVan Majority mom and tot duo out and about yesterday and Jen leaving the theatre after her performance. Full Story

Glamour Honours Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 00:00:00 November 6, 2007 00:00:00

Glamour Magazine has named Jennifer Garner Woman of the Year. Don’t fall asleep. As you can see, only Taupe can turn an otherwise beautiful dress into something unspectacular. The hair is boring, the earrings are for grannies, but back to the hair… what is with the hair??? Of course she and Ben stayed apart on the carpet. Full Story

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She’s Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 09:36:22 November 5, 2007 09:36:22

Once upon at time that goose guffaw coming out of those horse teeth was too much to bear. But that was an easier, gentler time, before the worldwide spread of Hollywood Ebola and smut took a diseased turn. Julia’s bitch now pales in comparison to the antics of the Slut Brigade and Dina Lohan too. Full Story

Taupe in Granny Green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 13:39:04 October 17, 2007 13:39:04

Quite possible her worst yet… Taupe Jennifer Garner with Ben the other night in Boston leaving the Gone Baby Gone after party in a geriatric dress and wrapped in a throw that Martha Stewart wouldn’t put on her couch. I can smell it from here – like mothballs with cracker crumbs caught in the fabric that is starting to pill from overuse and a crusty patch of pasta sauce stuck in the corner probably used to wipe granny’s mouth. Full Story

Taupe Tours Europe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 14:56:39 October 4, 2007 14:56:39

Jennifer Garner is currently in Europe promoting The Kingdom. You’d think she’d step up her game for the continent, non? Non. Here’s Taupe yesterday in Paris wearing the most beautiful dark pink dress and the Laziest.Hair.Ever. That is until tonight in London. Another distinctive gown that my Kiki would have totally owned but on Taupe she looks like she’s just brushed her teeth and is about to hop into bed. Full Story