Jennifer Garner Gossip

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Help Taupe Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2007 12:00:00 July 26, 2007 12:00:00

Jennifer Garner supporting Matt Damon at the premiere of Bourne last night.  As usual, she and Ben avoided posing together. Like, get over it already. We don"t care! But she does need help. Seriously...help her. Jennifer Garner has a lovely body. And a lovely face. And great skin. And she’s rich. Full Story

Taupe & Polka Dots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Ben Affleck at Joe Kindregan’s high school graduation on Friday. Joe suffers from ataxia-telangiectasia, a rare, degenerative disease. They became fast friends several years ago after the Make A Wish Foundation sent Joe to one of Ben’s premieres and they have remained close through it all… very very sweet that Ben showed up to support his bud. Full Story

My Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Gwyneth leaving the gym the other day looking freshfaced and beautiful and toned and grumpy. My girl took a lot of heat the other day while picking up Apple from her daycare and covering up Wacko Jacko style. Now ordinarily, the sh-t that comes out of her mouth is indefensible. I’ve also wanted to kick her in the teeth on occasion and you know I worship her snotty snot and her better-than-you attitude. Full Story

Encore at du Cap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2007 00:00:00 May 23, 2007 00:00:00

It was another super star evening at the du Cap on Tuesday night. The Oceans 13 Darfur private yacht party went down earlier in the evening, Clooney and the cast hopped on board – both he and Brad looked f&cking delicious in suits. Then all came back to the hotel for more fraternising. George is funny that way, you know? Most people just throw a party when they want to get together with their friends. Full Story

There’s Always a Reason

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Tell me… is it still by accident if baby photos and happy mummy photos keep showing up day after day? Are the pappies really that clever? Are they really that despicable if hey just happen to “stumble” upon their subjects at the market, or the playground, or wherever there’s a celebrity mother playing with her adorable Violet? Makes me laugh every time – when I hear the huffing and puffing of gossip amateurs sanctimoniously blasting photographers: Leave them alone! They are people too! But wouldn’t you know it, Jennifer Garner’s agent is pitching a new tv show for her – a talk show, in fact, described as The View for Mommies, and Jen would make an appearance once or twice a week to brand the project under her name, much like Barbara Walters. Full Story

Taupe in Person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

Jennifer Garner is a pretty girl. Very pretty. And the dress was lovely. Lovelier than it looks here. Here for some reason it looks hideous. And it was far from hideous. It was a Valentino, with whom she arrived and again, she looked pretty and lovely. And you have to understand that I’m saying this with as little enthusiasm as possible. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola headed for prison?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

The Los Angeles City Attorney is my new boyfriend. And if he is successful in this case, I swear he’ll sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. Paris Hilton is scheduled in court tomorrow. If you recall, she was pulled over, she blew the minimum on a breathalyser, they suspended her license and then she was stopped two more times for driving without permission. Full Story

Britney, Body, Babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2007 12:00:00 April 27, 2007 12:00:00

Bet your boob job and a side of lipo Leslie Sloane Zelnick is behind this and why not? How better to repair an image than with a tight ass and rapidly toned quads? Look closely gossips… every inch of Britney is getting super tight – have to admit it’s a little inspiration for my post-ciggie chubb. Full Story

Taupe Glows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2007 12:00:00 April 19, 2007 12:00:00

Jennifer Garner at the Oscar de la Renta opening last night. As you can see, Taupe is aglow and ataupe all at once. Even in black, she’s actually still Taupe. Well done. Well done and well played too? Remember, Taupe is still trying to go from Alias to the big screen – so many tv girls trying to be a bonafide movie stars. Full Story

On Babies and Accessories

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

No doubt – Gwen Stefani’s Kingston is SOOOO frickin’ cute. And … umm… she kinda makes sure that we know it, doesn’t she? Have a look at the attached series – pretty professional for “candids”, non? Same goes for Taupe and Violet. VERY subtle but still… day after day the photos pour in. Full Story

Violet & Magenta?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

The Taupes were seen leaving a doctor’s office last week. Now I’ve heard exclusively from sources that Jennifer Garner has been telling friends that she’s pregnant. A sibling for Violet on the way? Will keep you posted.  Full Story