Jennifer Garner Gossip

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There’s Always a Reason

May 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tell me… is it still by accident if baby photos and happy mummy photos keep showing up day after day? Are the pappies really that clever? Are they really that despicable if hey just happen to “stumble” upon their subjects at the market, or the playground, or wherever there’s a celebrity mother playing with her adorable Violet? Makes me laugh every time – when I hear the huffing and puffing of gossip amateurs sanctimoniously blasting photographers: Leave them alone! They are people too! But wouldn’t you know it, Jennifer Garner’s agent is pitching a new tv show for her – a talk show, in fact, described as The View for Mommies, and Jen would make an appearance once or twice a week to brand the project under her name, much like Barbara Walters. Full Story

Taupe in Person

May 8, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 8, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Garner is a pretty girl. Very pretty. And the dress was lovely. Lovelier than it looks here. Here for some reason it looks hideous. And it was far from hideous. It was a Valentino, with whom she arrived and again, she looked pretty and lovely. And you have to understand that I’m saying this with as little enthusiasm as possible. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola headed for prison?

May 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Los Angeles City Attorney is my new boyfriend. And if he is successful in this case, I swear he’ll sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. Paris Hilton is scheduled in court tomorrow. If you recall, she was pulled over, she blew the minimum on a breathalyser, they suspended her license and then she was stopped two more times for driving without permission. Full Story

Britney, Body, Babies

April 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bet your boob job and a side of lipo Leslie Sloane Zelnick is behind this and why not? How better to repair an image than with a tight ass and rapidly toned quads? Look closely gossips… every inch of Britney is getting super tight – have to admit it’s a little inspiration for my post-ciggie chubb. Full Story

Taupe Glows

April 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Garner at the Oscar de la Renta opening last night. As you can see, Taupe is aglow and ataupe all at once. Even in black, she’s actually still Taupe. Well done. Well done and well played too? Remember, Taupe is still trying to go from Alias to the big screen – so many tv girls trying to be a bonafide movie stars. Full Story

On Babies and Accessories

April 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No doubt – Gwen Stefani’s Kingston is SOOOO frickin’ cute. And … umm… she kinda makes sure that we know it, doesn’t she? Have a look at the attached series – pretty professional for “candids”, non? Same goes for Taupe and Violet. VERY subtle but still… day after day the photos pour in. Full Story

Violet & Magenta?

April 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Taupes were seen leaving a doctor’s office last week. Now I’ve heard exclusively from sources that Jennifer Garner has been telling friends that she’s pregnant. A sibling for Violet on the way? Will keep you posted.  Full Story

Natalie Portman: No Drama but No Taupe

March 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the stinking star cellpool filled with Lilos and Hiltons, the alternative doesn’t have to be the Taupe Extreme. Because while Jennifer Garner may be adorable Violet’s mother and scandal-free and goody goody, she’s also boring as all f&ck. But it IS possible to be interesting without joining the Hollywood Slut Brigade, isn’t it? I think yes. Full Story

Taupe: Work Above Oscar

February 28, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 28, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where was Jennifer Garner? Here she is at the weekend playing in the park. On the night when her husband would be confronted by not one but two formidable exes, Jennifer Garner stayed in Vancouver with Violet instead, preferring to focus on her role in Juno. And I’m sorry to disappoint you but the only smut I have on this situation is the “People Magazine” variety. Full Story

Monday, February 26, 2007
Dear Gossips, It’s just after midnight, have a couple of hours to blog before heading off for a few morning show interviews re: Oscar round up. Please excuse typos and mistakes? Still a few hours to go til the end of an all nighter and still pretty jacked about tonight. Seriously gossips…the red carpet is a level of crazy you have to see to believe. And believe me, it is coordinated with military precision… as in a holding tent just before the photo wall, perfectly timed for staggered arrivals – on tv it looks like there are a thousand people milling about haphazardly but in reality? Absolute clockwork. We were the only crew in Canada to have two exclusive positions: one strategically placed on the carpet for all arrivals and another on a balcony overlooking the corridor going into the Kodak and just above Andre Leon Talley’s position and Ellen Degeneres camera corner. Believe me, we saw everything. But first things first – Tom and Katie did not do the pre-show. Katie in fact was nowhere to be found. And if she was, we didn’t see her. I’m sure by now however you’ve heard the reports that they showed up with Little Sci at rehearsal on Saturday and introduced her to, like, every member of the crew. Ben Affleck was without Jennifer Garner. More on that tomorrow. Ryan Gosling was without Rachel McAdams. More on that later and seriously, there really is absolutely NO smutty tingling there. McGoslings – I’m telling you, you need to chill out. All the dirt I can possibly remember mixed in with style review below. I fly home Monday night. Will post as much as I can until I pass out. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. There was a glitch on the site earlier that has now been fixed. A thousand apologies for the inconvenience. PPS. The live telecast was a trip. Stressful but a trip. Thanks for all your emails of support. I’m so sorry I’m not able to reply to them all but I promise, I’ve read each and every one. PPPS. Remember – the blog works in reverse chronological order. Posts at the top are the most recent. To start at the beginning, scroll down and click on View More Articles. PPPS. Andre Leon Talley is the new Hoff.

Jason Bateman’s new gig

February 21, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Exclusive. My sources have spotted him in Vancouver this week, working on a new movie called Juno starring Ellen Page (talked about in some circles as the female Ryan Gosling – for talent, I mean, not The Notebook), and Jennifer Garner. Once upon a time, before River Phoenix, I went to bed dreaming of Jason every night. Full Story