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Taupe Back to Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 06:45:00 November 30, 2007 06:45:00

Broadway strike has ended, shows are back on just in time for the holiday rush which means Taupe’s turn in Cyrano de Bergerac has resumed as will, undoubtedly, her daily photo opp with little dimpled adorable Violet. Here’s the most popular MiniVan Majority mom and tot duo out and about yesterday and Jen leaving the theatre after her performance. Full Story

Glamour Honours Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 00:00:00 November 6, 2007 00:00:00

Glamour Magazine has named Jennifer Garner Woman of the Year. Don’t fall asleep. As you can see, only Taupe can turn an otherwise beautiful dress into something unspectacular. The hair is boring, the earrings are for grannies, but back to the hair… what is with the hair??? Of course she and Ben stayed apart on the carpet. Full Story

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She’s Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 09:36:22 November 5, 2007 09:36:22

Once upon at time that goose guffaw coming out of those horse teeth was too much to bear. But that was an easier, gentler time, before the worldwide spread of Hollywood Ebola and smut took a diseased turn. Julia’s bitch now pales in comparison to the antics of the Slut Brigade and Dina Lohan too. Full Story

Taupe in Granny Green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 13:39:04 October 17, 2007 13:39:04

Quite possible her worst yet… Taupe Jennifer Garner with Ben the other night in Boston leaving the Gone Baby Gone after party in a geriatric dress and wrapped in a throw that Martha Stewart wouldn’t put on her couch. I can smell it from here – like mothballs with cracker crumbs caught in the fabric that is starting to pill from overuse and a crusty patch of pasta sauce stuck in the corner probably used to wipe granny’s mouth. Full Story

Taupe Tours Europe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2007 14:56:39 October 4, 2007 14:56:39

Jennifer Garner is currently in Europe promoting The Kingdom. You’d think she’d step up her game for the continent, non? Non. Here’s Taupe yesterday in Paris wearing the most beautiful dark pink dress and the Laziest.Hair.Ever. That is until tonight in London. Another distinctive gown that my Kiki would have totally owned but on Taupe she looks like she’s just brushed her teeth and is about to hop into bed. Full Story

The Taupes in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2007 00:00:00 September 10, 2007 00:00:00

Ben Affleck played supporting character this weekend at TIFF as Jennifer Garner, his brother Casey, and his BFF Matt were all promoting films. Here’s Taupe looking taupe on the Juno carpet the other night – wonderful dress, boring hair, and the footwear was rather inspired too. In all fairness though, my producer Deano saw her at the WireImage lounge and said she was surprisingly much more interesting to look at in person. Full Story

Taupe in Tokyo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 10:19:13 August 30, 2007 10:19:13

Jennifer Garner is still Taupe…more taupe than ever, actually, but taupe isn’t always a bad thing. Taupe can be lovely…boring, but lovely. Taupe can be fresh faced. Taupe can have dimples and please the MiniVan to no end. And Taupe has found herself in Tokyo promoting The Kingdom. Full Story

Help Taupe Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2007 12:00:00 July 26, 2007 12:00:00

Jennifer Garner supporting Matt Damon at the premiere of Bourne last night.  As usual, she and Ben avoided posing together. Like, get over it already. We don"t care! But she does need help. Seriously...help her. Jennifer Garner has a lovely body. And a lovely face. And great skin. And she’s rich. Full Story

Taupe & Polka Dots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Ben Affleck at Joe Kindregan’s high school graduation on Friday. Joe suffers from ataxia-telangiectasia, a rare, degenerative disease. They became fast friends several years ago after the Make A Wish Foundation sent Joe to one of Ben’s premieres and they have remained close through it all… very very sweet that Ben showed up to support his bud. Full Story

My Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Gwyneth leaving the gym the other day looking freshfaced and beautiful and toned and grumpy. My girl took a lot of heat the other day while picking up Apple from her daycare and covering up Wacko Jacko style. Now ordinarily, the sh-t that comes out of her mouth is indefensible. I’ve also wanted to kick her in the teeth on occasion and you know I worship her snotty snot and her better-than-you attitude. Full Story

Encore at du Cap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2007 00:00:00 May 23, 2007 00:00:00

It was another super star evening at the du Cap on Tuesday night. The Oceans 13 Darfur private yacht party went down earlier in the evening, Clooney and the cast hopped on board – both he and Brad looked f&cking delicious in suits. Then all came back to the hotel for more fraternising. George is funny that way, you know? Most people just throw a party when they want to get together with their friends. Full Story