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Taupe: Work Above Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

Where was Jennifer Garner? Here she is at the weekend playing in the park. On the night when her husband would be confronted by not one but two formidable exes, Jennifer Garner stayed in Vancouver with Violet instead, preferring to focus on her role in Juno. And I’m sorry to disappoint you but the only smut I have on this situation is the “People Magazine” variety. Full Story

Monday, February 26, 2007
Dear Gossips, It’s just after midnight, have a couple of hours to blog before heading off for a few morning show interviews re: Oscar round up. Please excuse typos and mistakes? Still a few hours to go til the end of an all nighter and still pretty jacked about tonight. Seriously gossips…the red carpet is a level of crazy you have to see to believe. And believe me, it is coordinated with military precision… as in a holding tent just before the photo wall, perfectly timed for staggered arrivals – on tv it looks like there are a thousand people milling about haphazardly but in reality? Absolute clockwork. We were the only crew in Canada to have two exclusive positions: one strategically placed on the carpet for all arrivals and another on a balcony overlooking the corridor going into the Kodak and just above Andre Leon Talley’s position and Ellen Degeneres camera corner. Believe me, we saw everything. But first things first – Tom and Katie did not do the pre-show. Katie in fact was nowhere to be found. And if she was, we didn’t see her. I’m sure by now however you’ve heard the reports that they showed up with Little Sci at rehearsal on Saturday and introduced her to, like, every member of the crew. Ben Affleck was without Jennifer Garner. More on that tomorrow. Ryan Gosling was without Rachel McAdams. More on that later and seriously, there really is absolutely NO smutty tingling there. McGoslings – I’m telling you, you need to chill out. All the dirt I can possibly remember mixed in with style review below. I fly home Monday night. Will post as much as I can until I pass out. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. There was a glitch on the site earlier that has now been fixed. A thousand apologies for the inconvenience. PPS. The live telecast was a trip. Stressful but a trip. Thanks for all your emails of support. I’m so sorry I’m not able to reply to them all but I promise, I’ve read each and every one. PPPS. Remember – the blog works in reverse chronological order. Posts at the top are the most recent. To start at the beginning, scroll down and click on View More Articles. PPPS. Andre Leon Talley is the new Hoff.

Jason Bateman’s new gig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

Exclusive. My sources have spotted him in Vancouver this week, working on a new movie called Juno starring Ellen Page (talked about in some circles as the female Ryan Gosling – for talent, I mean, not The Notebook), and Jennifer Garner. Once upon a time, before River Phoenix, I went to bed dreaming of Jason every night. Full Story

Jennifer Garner: Taupe in Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

At the Critics’ Choice Awards on Friday – beautiful…but boring. And that’s the big knock when it comes to Taupe, non? Has she ever really OWNED a dress? As pretty as she is, with that dewy skin and those full lips and those warm brown eyes and the lovely, lovely bone structure, even with so many fetching attributes, Jennifer Garner just never quickens your pulse… and it was more of the same on this night. Full Story

The Daily Past Prime: Ben Affleck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

Past Prime is not a bad thing, you know. Past Prime means goodbye to the hunky beefcake, hello serious acting. I’m sure that’s what he’s after anyway, so it’s all good. Undeniable though, don’t you think? Three years ago, at the height of glorious Bennifer – man I miss those days – Ben was glossy and coiffed and total pinup hotness. Full Story

Jennifer Garner: From Taupe to Tranny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2006 12:00:00 November 30, 2006 12:00:00

I do. I feel badly being unkind to someone whose image is so sweet. Jennifer Garner has dimples, Jennifer Garner has the cutest baby, she is the cutest mom, she didn’t starve her body back, she changed Ben’s life, so what if she ruined Michael Vartan’s? Point is, overall, Jennifer Garner, by virtue of being taupe, is extremely inoffensive. Full Story

Jennifer Garner: taupe is pretty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2006 12:00:00 November 14, 2006 12:00:00

I’m telling you…since she had her kid, I’ve fallen totally in love with taupe. Taupe is what I call Jennifer Garner. Taupe is not offensive, taupe is far from interesting, taupe is bland, taupe is the colour that gets chosen by the insecure bride to ensure that her attendants don’t outshine her down the aisle. Full Story

Garner: the 10 month process

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2006 12:00:00 October 26, 2006 12:00:00

I approve. Violet arrived in December, Jennifer took her time, Jennifer did not starve, Jennifer had to endure people speculating about a 2nd pregnancy because her bulge didn’t evaporate overnight and now ten months later, Jennifer has regained form, looking fit and natural and healthy and normal a few days ago while out for groceries. Full Story

Friday, July 14, 2006
Dear gossips, Chained to my bed, snotfaced and stinky, but smutty all the same. What"s a summer cold when Lindsay Lohan"s got her head between a bloke"s legs? In today"s issue: Lilo blows something different, Gwynnie & Garner represent, on Supergay, on Super George (the Canadian one), on Freddie P Jr., and loving Brenda forever and ever.

Gwyneth & Garner do the right thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

Would my Gwynnie stoop to anything as COMMON as not eating just to regain her pre-Moses physique? (Cue patented Paltrow eye roll and exasperated exhale here). Please. As I said before, condescending bitches like Gwyneth lose weight naturally and gradually and look better for it - if only to lord it over everyone else afterwards. Full Story

Ben Affleck & the return of hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

Playing a little catch up here since People pre-empted my Thursday night column last week with their legal hissy fit. Anyway, back to Ben. I can never decide when it comes to Ben. Sometimes I"m all over it, almost to the point of Freebie Five induction. At other times, however, I think he"s a revolting pudgy mess. Full Story