Most Underwhelming: Jennifer Lopez

February 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not saying she looked like sh-t or anything…just saying I didn’t care. And since when does Jennifer Lopez inspire indifference?


The colour, whatever. The cut, whatever. The makeup, whatever. The hair…total ass. And I think she knew it too. Something about the way she worked it tonight. It felt like work, you know?

Now I’ve seen her live and up close in her element, I’ve seen her command a carpet. Trust me gossips… tonight she was NOT in her element. And the worst part is – when she’s off her game – his frightening shortcomings come raging back.

Me? I blame this on Marchese. Because if JLo can’t make it work…NO ONE can make it work.

PS. Her and Gwyneth?

Kept FAR apart.

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