The Daily Ugly: Jennifer Lopez
August 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 14, 2006 12:00:00
Would you believe the Miss America gown is the least of our problems? Why is it that the biggest stars always stumble on beauty pageant frocks? More importantly though, if she HAD to wear something like this, why not just go up a size? Why jam it all into something so mini and create rolls where there are no rolls? Obviously, La Lopez is not a large woman. In fact, it is perhaps one of the biggest misconceptions about her, that just because she"s got that crazy butt, it means she"s rockin" crazy all over, which couldn"t be further from the truth. Jennifer Lopez is tiny everywhere but ass. But even the tiniest woman, when squeezed into something too small, can manage to look not so small, as you can see from the front and the back of this dress, with her chesty flesh and her backy flesh unceremoniously deserted with no place to tuck. And while this is ok for Mimi, it is most certainly NOT ok for Jenny. But isn"t it great to see her so infectiously happy? Even if her husband still looks infectiously diseased? Classic yin yang, I suppose. And perhaps that"s why - don"t shoot me - I actually think they"ll last.