Open mouth Slum Lovers

May 20, 2013 18:03:48 Posted at May 20, 2013 18:03:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Lopez is a world class open mouth red carpet poser. She’s one of the best at it. And, oh look, last night at the Billboard Awards, Casper Smart was working that move too. With his sunglasses on.

Bear, do you know who you are?

Look at him, like he’s a full boss now, in his shades with his lips ajar.

As for JLO -- we really don’t need to do the did-she-or-didn’t-she with the lip-synch anymore now, do we? Especially not last night as there was such a big volume difference between the backtrack and the live microphone -- her dancing was a lot tighter at Billboard than it was on Idol on Thursday. But the choreography is still for sh-t. Especially the part when she was on the floor, doing what looked like abdominal work with her legs up in the air.

He sucks at his job. This is what we’re dealing with. He.Sucks.At.His.Job.

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