The Original Ass
Step off, Jessica Biel. The Shelf Ass is B List at Best. And while Jennifer Lopez’s might be a decade older, the Original Ass is still in fine form. Especially without retouching.
Is it perfect and glossy? No. But it is refreshingly real. And while we’ve all been warped by the photoshopped images of perfect bottoms from page to page and magazine to magazine, I would still kill to look this good and this healthy at the beach, especially since she seems to have no qualms about being wider than her husband who is teeny tiny.