JLo’s losing season

December 28, 2009 07:33:28 Posted at December 28, 2009 07:33:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. My Dolphins pissed away the season. They lost yesterday to the Texans and can “technically” still make the playoffs but only IF they win next week and FOUR OTHER TEAMS LOSE. Please. It’s a waste of a season. And it’s Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez’s inaugural losing season.

Never mind the red (or orange) carpets at every home game. Never mind JLo arriving hand in hand with her husband yesterday, posing so hard you’d think it was an award show, dressed in some kind of onesie from the Ben Affleck/Jenny from the Block era, wearing more makeup than a cheerleader, still this was not enough to inspire the team to victory. No sh-t.

And we’re extra crusty because the Jets beat the Colts. In Indy. WTF?

As for La Lopez, remember 2009 kicked off with all that divorce talk? Remember they were supposed to serenade farewell to each other on Valentine’s Day and then split up for good? All because she showed up at an event without her wedding ring? Oh faux smut.

JLo enjoys being his wife. There’s stature involved here. And these days he’s probably making more money than she does, even though she keeps trying to sing. Next up: New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. More lipsynching and high heels.

Photos from Jeff Daly/WENN.com

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