JLo, Will …& Xenu

October 28, 2009 07:18:36 Posted at October 28, 2009 07:18:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

THIS IS IT premiered last night in LA – Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith were the top two names on the carpet, both with ties to the GMD and, yes, both with ties to the Xenu. It’s been a terrible week for the Xenu. Paul Haggis left him, France convicted him of fraud (click here for more), and you’ve seen the Nightline episode from last week when Scientology spokesperson Tommy Davis storms out of the interview with Martin Bashir right? If not, the videos are below. It’s AMAZING. Strongly suggest it for your lunchtime viewing.

So yeah, Xenu’s in a terrible mood. Nothing like a little Lopez and Smith to brighten the outlook.

As I’ve already reported on this site on several occasions, JLo’s dad is supposedly a member of the Church. She has allegedly been studying it undercover although Marc Anthony, smart, hasn’t been so enthusiastic. I am not enthusiastic about what she’s wearing. Too heavy. But she is beautiful, SO beautiful. I’ve also missed her ass.

Will Smith, it’s been well documented, has supported Scientology financially and institutionally, funding many Scientology programs as well as propagating Scientology teaching methods at the private school he founded with his wife Jada. So f-cking chills, non?

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Here’s Will at the event last night, charming and handsome and cute always. But that Church association, it’s like a cloud hanging over him. Makes me sad. I could love him so much.

Photos from Wenn.com and Kristen Noseda/LE/Splashnewsonline.com

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