May 18, 2015 16:56:00 Posted at May 18, 2015 16:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Are you over it?

I am so over the JLO red carpet dress which is pretty much her body strategically covered by some sequins and held together by pantyhose.

Over it.


At this point I can’t tell any of it apart. In a week I won’t be able to tell the difference between what she wore here, at the Billboard Music Awards, and what she wore at the MET Gala. And on American Idol. And at the Oscars. If nothing is distinguishable, how is it memorable?

Then there’s the loser sitting beside her during the show. Slum Bear thinks he belongs in the front row now. And she’s responsible for it. Not even the pity face she made after Mimi’s performance makes up for that. But maybe that’s because I’m Lambily for life.



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