JLO’s MET Dragon
It’s Versace. But it could also have been Zuhair Murad. What’s the difference? Beading held together by pantyhose – who can tell it apart? Doesn’t matter if there’s a dragon because f-ck, I’m so over it. I’m so over JLO in these kinds of dresses. I’m so over “body-con” as a substitute for imagination. Click here to see pieces from Donatella’s S/S 2015 runway. They’re all just variations of one (boring) brand of sexy. And why should that be rewarded? No. It’s too easy. And I’m deducting points for the red eye shadow.
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