JLo love story and pit stains

October 26, 2009 13:00:00 Posted at October 26, 2009 13:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husbands is trying to produce a movie about their marriage, like a satirical account of how it was to have her as a wife. Radar reports that JLo, obviously, is trying to block it, and since she has more money than he does, chances are she’ll win. Which sucks for us. Because I would totally watch a “parody but not really” about being Mr Lopez. Please.

Last night JLo and Marc Anthony were at the Dolphins game flaunting their new ownership status and some pit stains. People love to rag on pit stains. Whatever. It’s hot, you sweat, it happens. There’s no art in pointing it out and laughing, and it’s not all that offensive either.

What’s offensive is what the f-cking Dolphins did last night. How they gave up that lead. 22 points in the 4th quarter, now THAT is offensive. And no Will Allen for the rest of the season.


Photos from Wenn.com

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