It’s getting to the point where I might need to burn one of my Gossip Genie wishes on JLo and Casper Smart. Specifically, the end of JLo and Casper Smart. Before she f-cking marries him. Because you know her. She WILL marry him.
Here they are, getting on a helicopter in Kauai where she took him for Thanksgiving. With her children. There are better photos of the two of them embracing in a cabana - ew! - that I can’t afford. To see those, please click here.
If there’s any part of you that thinks this is a good idea, I need you to look at that f-cking hat on his head, the size of it, the way it’s fitting, the goddamn earring you can still see from such a distance, and reconsider your position. God she has the grossest taste ever.