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Grammy Spanx

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 05:50:00 February 1, 2010 05:50:00

Jennifer Lopez in Versace but really it was silver body Spanx with a white curtain on top. And, ironically, not very flattering. In some of these shots it’s like she has a phantom leg. Some of you even suggested, from a blurry distance, she could have been Celine Dion. She probably wouldn’t appreciate this comparison. Full Story

How Posh sees Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 07:50:06 January 28, 2010 07:50:06

Victoria Beckham is pimping her dresses in the pages of 10 magazine. She and David both have their own covers – click here to see - and she tells the magazine that you don’t have to be a size double 0 to fit in her pieces. Full Story

One bitch she can’t step on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 11:28:00 January 21, 2010 11:28:00

Jennifer Lopez attended the book launch for her makeup artist Scott Barnes last night in New York. They’ve reconciled after he quit her ass when she fake-invited him to her wedding only to have him work the entire time on her face without payment. Hag move. And he punished her for it too. By telling the world she’s a cheap twat. Full Story

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Where have you been???!!!???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 08:42:25 January 19, 2010 08:42:25

Everyone has been sending me links of Jennifer Lopez’s appearance on George Lopez. She delivered the monologue. Mama f-ckin’ OWNED the monologue. Damn! Where have you been??? The singing JLo is over. The acting JLo is over. But the talk show JLo? I like it. I like it a lot. There’s personality, there’s sass, there’s style (LOVE this white suit), there’s that ass, she seems like she’s willing to get a little dirty, and she’s cute. Full Story

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Sit DOWN JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:46:23 January 6, 2010 08:46:23

There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since Selena it’s been one sh-tty movie after another. Full Story

No playoffs for the famous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 10:30:28 January 4, 2010 10:30:28

Marc Anthony bought into the Miami Dolphins this season. He and his wife have made it a home game tradition to roll out some kind of carpet, and Fergie, also a co-owner, showed up yesterday with Josh Duhamel to round out the season…which was a losing one. So many famous faces. No appearance in the playoffs. Full Story

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JLo’s losing season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2009 07:33:28 December 28, 2009 07:33:28

Ugh. My Dolphins pissed away the season. They lost yesterday to the Texans and can “technically” still make the playoffs but only IF they win next week and FOUR OTHER TEAMS LOSE. Please. It’s a waste of a season. And it’s Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez’s inaugural losing season. Full Story

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Red carpet at the football game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 11:34:56 December 7, 2009 11:34:56

Kills me. Not even the Lakers have red carpets at their home games. But this season it seems every Miami home game also features a step and repeat – photo wall posing opportunities for new part owner Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez. Every owner leaves his/her stamp on an organisation. Is this the Lopez/Anthony legacy? I can’t complain. Full Story

It’s not the fall…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 08:00:02 November 23, 2009 08:00:02

The fall actually made her relevant for 5 seconds. No, Jennifer Lopez’s massive suck at the AMAs had nothing to do with the fall. The fall happens. They perform, they slip, they fall. Beyonce falls. Madonna falls. They all fall. Snarking on the fall is too easy. It’s like a fart joke, no art to it whatsoever. Full Story

JLo, Will …& Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 07:18:36 October 28, 2009 07:18:36

THIS IS IT premiered last night in LA – Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith were the top two names on the carpet, both with ties to the GMD and, yes, both with ties to the Xenu. It’s been a terrible week for the Xenu. Paul Haggis left him Full Story

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JLo love story and pit stains

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 13:00:00 October 26, 2009 13:00:00

One of Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husbands is trying to produce a movie about their marriage, like a satirical account of how it was to have her as a wife. Radar reports that JLo, obviously, is trying to block it, and since she has more money than he does, chances are she’ll win. Full Story