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Posh & Becks: on 2 continents

February 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’ve been together more than they’ve been apart this year – six weeks of constant separation, save for a few stolen vacay days in France and perhaps a night or two to check in…Posh is hellbent on securing her Stateside status while David, well, David is supposed to be playing football. Right. Look at that hotness – in Madrid after having dinner with Jennifer Lopez and the Vampire, Becks is sporting a familiar pinched expression. Full Story

JLo Rodeo Glow

February 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night, Rodeo Walk of Style Awards – girl is on fire! And you know what I love about Jennifer Lopez? One of many things? Actually two of many things? I love that she has small breasts. I love that she doesn’t pour out of a dress. Her ass is enough. Up top it’s modest, it’s lovely, it’s why her body is so amazing to look at – there’s vavoom in places, understated in others, proportionate all around, and of course, she really does know how to work it. Full Story

Thursday, February 1, 2007
Dear Gossips, Please tell me you’re watching Friday Night Lights – broken record, I know, but even when it’s not at its best, it’s still better than the rest. Last night’s episode - not my favourite - but there’s a scene taken beside a locker in high school, when a girl finds out her boy gets caught up in popularity and peer pressure and lies to her – the way it unfolded, the look on her face, the way she walked away … I felt like I was 16 all over again. Pathetic, yes. But seriously, the show is that good. Oh and the eye candy? Quiver, quiver, quiver. Also – never underestimate the low classy depth of Dina Lohan. More on that later. Thursday, blogging all day, scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. If you’re in Vancouver – I’m channeling Ryan Seacrest at Canadian Media Idol today at Metrotown. See you there! PPS. Jennifer Lopez is not the Text Harasser. JLo is still looking for one last piece for completion while TH has had hers already, though La Lopez might want to follow that example if she hasn’t yet considered it. Also not Demi Moore. Demi’s sexual re-awakening came with Ashton while TH is just beginning hers with her own young Kelso … and curiously the age gap is almost exactly the same.

The Pip Type

January 31, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New cover of Us Weekly – How Jessica Biel Stole Justin. Sigh. I have several issues. First…with all due respect as she seems like a relatively nice non-drug-using, non-badly behaved girl, who the hell is Jessica Biel???? Rhetorical question. But still. She was in some Brady Bunch tv show. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Mission Accomplished

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? For months and months I’ve been writing the warning, in the face of premature pronouncements that the Gay Midget Dwarf was over – clearly, he is not over. Not over, not dead, not beaten, definitely not weaker, and definitely not going away. No gossips. The GMD is not only none of those things, he is actually getting stronger and slowly and methodically building an empire – with Little Sci in place as the heir, now represented publicly by his MiniVan-courting wife, flanked and protected by his very own celebrity army, Tom Cruise in his 40s is strategically redefining Cult Mogul, and he has just confirmed Hollywood’s finest ass and one of the most famous women in the world into the scientological fold: Jennifer Lopez – the Church runs in the family. Full Story

Best Recycle: Jennifer Lopez

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The third variation of this dress she’s worn since 2003 – the first in green at the Oscars with Ben, then just last November in mustard at the TomKat rehearsal dinner in Rome (see attached), now in black with a gold trim and a gorgeous back… but because it’s Jennifer Lopez, because the girl knows how to work it, because even that festering eyesore of a husband doesn’t seem so ugly next to her magic touch, recycling is not only OK…it’s actually rather brilliant. Full Story

Best White: Salma Hayek

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know. I know the photos don’t do her justice. I know that if you didn’t see any of the pre-show coverage or the show itself, you wouldn’t have seen the way it moved. The way her body moved across the stage, the way her curves filled this dress, the way her breasts flounced gently to and fro and her hips spoke their own special language…Salma so glamorous without looking like she tried too hard. Full Story

Jennifer Garner: Taupe in Blue

January 15, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 15, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Critics’ Choice Awards on Friday – beautiful…but boring. And that’s the big knock when it comes to Taupe, non? Has she ever really OWNED a dress? As pretty as she is, with that dewy skin and those full lips and those warm brown eyes and the lovely, lovely bone structure, even with so many fetching attributes, Jennifer Garner just never quickens your pulse… and it was more of the same on this night. Full Story

TomKat: pre-party soccer

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once again, a fixture at the weekend match. Once again, totally inseparable, as though Katie would stop breathing if he stopped touching her. Note the thinner she gets, the plumper he becomes – the GMD’s physique is so totally Travolta these days, non? As you know, their wedding celebration was the same night: 300 guests at Paula Wagner’s including the usual pre-scientologists Jennifer Lopez, the Smiths and of course some industry heavyweights including Bruckheimer and Brian Grazer. Full Story

JLo & Those Girls

December 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The grande dame – not content to be lumped in with the emaciated likes of the Z0e crowd 10 years her junior - has given them her dismissal, choosing instead to wax philosophical about the perils of celebrity and success. Don’t you hate it when people grow up and get all mature and wise? No seriously…don’t you? Jennifer Lopez, named Best Dressed by Harper’s Bazaar, beautiful photos from their latest issue, at least they can tell the difference between a coma-inducing black dress and a girl who really knows how to turn it on again and again and again. Full Story

JLo:the Incomparable Ass & a potential hair crisis

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez…I mean look at this sh-t. Look at those tantalising buttocks, pushed up so glorious, held in so beautifully. How can anyone NOT want to cop a feel? The problem here is not the ass. The problem here is that she’s leaving Ken Paves’ salon. Lead Pimp of the Mall Weave, the Soap Opera blow out, the tackiest locks in the business, not good enough for Vanity Fair, not good enough for high fashion photo shoots, resulting in a commercial loss from Miu Miu for Jessica Simpson… And now JLo is dipping her mane in this low classy trash? Please. Full Story