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Jennifer Garner: From Taupe to Tranny?

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I do. I feel badly being unkind to someone whose image is so sweet. Jennifer Garner has dimples, Jennifer Garner has the cutest baby, she is the cutest mom, she didn’t starve her body back, she changed Ben’s life, so what if she ruined Michael Vartan’s? Point is, overall, Jennifer Garner, by virtue of being taupe, is extremely inoffensive. Full Story

The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth

November 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. Check it out – JLo last night at the LA Free Clinic event, owning the carpet as only she can. Full Story

Katie, Tom… and Dupree?

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well People Magazine certainly didn’t report on this, did it? For the 2 remaining naysayers out there who actually think this thing was legit – let me ask you this: what in the world would be the purpose of bringing the head of Scientology David Miscavige along for your honeymoon? Second Sci, perhaps? Xenu only knows but that’s the word according to gossips in Europe who also report that there was a Hubbardite seated at every table during the reception, presumably to provide information when necessary…freakshow, non? Apparently the couple did a great job of providing Church gospel but not so great of a job at providing basic sustenance because Jennifer Lopez is said to have ordered 12 pizzas upon arriving back at her hotel. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola infects Britney

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please, Goddess…please…NO… Britney not only became acquainted with Mario Lopez this weekend – turns out she bonded over ghetto weave with Hollywood Ebola herself , hanging out at Tao for part of the evening and sharing ciggies too. Full Story

Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED the photos and the ovation – probably in exchange for getting that dress at no cost. Full Story

Britney in Vegas, Britney mixes with the D List

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Forget the ghetto weave – she more than makes up for it with that ass. Check out Britney from behind, girl got into shape fast, non? No love handles, no discernible jiggle, legs look lean, skin is reasonably spot-free now that she’s Fed-free, grinning happily with the re-hired Larry in Vegas apparently for some studio work and a little partying too – with none other than Mario Lopez??? According to People Magazine, they met up at The Mint and then headed to Moon Nightclub en masse, no further details as to whether or not it was romantic but given this guy’s track record, I wouldn’t be surprised. Full Story

Hugh Jackman: A new candidate for SMA

November 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And a new candidate has emerged. Click here for People’s latest video leading up to the unveiling on November 17. While all the previously listed frontrunners are also included, Hugh’s image is the last to appear, leading many to believe that McDreamy’s rash of bad press has resulted in a set of new odds with Jackman leading the way. Full Story

The Billionaire Tee

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are designing clothes. Their new line is called The Row. Their first high profile product is a The Perfect Tee, perfect because the Olsens spent 9 months designing it with one signature French seam that runs down the back - the same seam that is used on many of their upcoming pieces, including a pair of impossibly flattering skinny pants that don"t bunch up on the sides. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Jennifer Lopez

October 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Barely a trace of makeup...well... maybe some tinted moisturiser and a little blush, but still. How can you deny that this woman is a world class beauty? I"m telling you - I saw her up close and personal at TIFF, my knees almost gave out, I would have been her surrogate if she had asked. Full Story

LastWord

Happy 18th birthday to Haley from mom Kim… mothers and daughters sharing smut - LOVE IT! Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony do not have matching cheekbones. Wrong on many counts including skin tone much closer to the coke. Also not Britney and Kevin. Britney hasn"t worked in 2 years and the blow babe has actually been rather busy. Finally…Jessica Alba and Cash Warren - right now, her monster bitch is the only toxin coursing through her body. Besides, she only wishes she"d be considered for the same opportunities. Fresh column soon, til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

ClayClay in Canada

September 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I normally stay away from Clay Aiken, partly because his appeal is America-restricted, mostly because his fans are a whole new dimension of crazy that makes the others seem downright high-functioning. I mean, these are people who call themselves Claymates, women who have repeatedly laid eyes on him and felt loin quiveration. Full Story