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Jessica Biel is the new Jennifer Lopez

July 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Goddess, would you get a load of that ass? Definitely not my favourite body type and a little frightening, to be honest with you, but hey - I suppose a girl who works out like a maniac is better than a girl who never eats…right? Besides, I think it"s a super smart career move. From a dainty, all American, pretty girl perspective, Jessica Biel is never going to rival her contemporaries - the Kate Bosworths, the Lindsay Lohans, not even the Anna Hathaways. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Hollywood Voldemort?

July 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My thanks to the lovely Samantha S for the deliciously smutty tip! But first…some background. Three marriages ago and way, way before superstardom, Jennifer Lopez was hitched to a man named Ojani Noa. He was a waiter, she was an ambitious actress, they fell in love, her career took off, and she ditched him shortly after. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: bronzed & happy & maybe vulnerable

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was honoured last week for I don’t remember what and her vampire took out a full page ad in Variety congratulating her and loving her out in the open, something about being thrilled to wake up to her every morning. Sweet, yes. But also frightening. Much as I’ve softened toward him of late, I really don’t need to visualise his sunken cheekbones and his scrawny little body mounting her every night, you know what I mean? Anyway, here they are at the event looking blissful and content. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez shops and covers

May 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m not native to LA but I"ll hazard a guess and say that in the middle of the afternoon during the month of May, you don"t need a wool sweater. Not that that"s definitive proof that La Lopez is expecting…but still. Considering the cancelled tour dates and the incessant speculation and the fact that she was overheard talking babies with Leah Remini over lunch and shopping the other day, it"s probably not a bad assumption. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Jennifer Lopez

May 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you can see, I am all the way up JLo"s big juicy ass these days. And I love it. Last night she dominated at the ALMA Awards. Tonight she glowed yet again at the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential People Party in NYC. The dress is divine, the hair is perfection, and she"s just so pretty when she smiles, and so achingly beautiful when she doesn"t… I swear I"m getting a very distinct very loud pregnancy vibe over here. Full Story

Sunday, May 7, 2006
Dear gossips, You, me, WE - the collective and royal smutting WE - we have succeeded. And what have WE done??? Well for starters, many of WE did not make Tom Cruise a part of our weekend. The result? A weekend box office take of less than $50 million, exactly what Paramount executives have been worried about for months. Don"t get me wrong - for any other movie, $50 million would be a decent debut. But when you consider the hype and cost associated with marketing this film, and the fact that movies almost never outgross their opening in subsequent weeks, and that a slew of major blockbusters have yet to drop (DaVinci, X3, Superman…just to name three) MI:3"s underperformance is yet another clear and present indication that the reign of the Gay Midget Dwarf is coming to an end. At 40 plus, with no major deals in the works, with Oscar as elusive as ever, the future seems bleak for our TomTom. But the funny thing is - I don"t feel like celebrating. Quite the opposite, in fact. Call it going soft, called it the Aniston empathy syndrome, call it whatever you like…but the only emotion that remains is pity. I pity Tom. Just like I pity Jen. The biggest frauds in the business, victims of their own drama, of their own hype - 2 of Hollywood"s most mediocre find themselves ridiculed in public and unable to stand up to the scorn with the kind of professional slamdunk success to justify their insidious mass market saturation. Oh.My.Goddess. Can you see Her perfect plan??? Box office poison + box office puke = Jen & Tom together fuh-evah! Anicruise, Tommifer, Taniston…The.Most.Brilliantly.Conceived PR strategy in the history of Hollywood hookups. She can"t exist without a man, he can"t exist without an anti-homo love interest. A new supercouple borne out of the ashes of double career suicide only to find rebirth through a carefully crafted love mergification and a resulting mystery child appropriately named Phoenix Rising Aniston Hubbard Cruise. If it ever happened, I would die a happy gossip. In today"s issue: Britney Spears - the non event and the growing bump, praising Ashlee"s nose, Jess and Ken becoming each other, Dean McDermott outFeds the Kfed, and Jennifer Lopez"s red carpet triumph.

Jennifer Lopez schools Eva Longoria

May 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the immortal words of my former eTalk producer and close friend Duana... SIT DOWN Eva Longoria. The term SIT DOWN - with much emphasis on the DOWN - refers to someone whose famewhoring is spinning wildly out of control, so much so that they speak at inappropriate times, they shove themselves in front of the camera at inappropriate moments, and like Teri Hatcher who originally inspired the expression during the Golden Globes in January, should really just "SIT DOWN and SHUT THE F*C K UP. Full Story

Worst Wannabe Jennifer Lopez: Jessica Alba

May 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry but if you thought the Oscars were boring - get ready for the MTV Movie Awards next month hosted by Jessica Alba, otherwise known as the biggest four letter word starting with a "c" in Hollywood. She"s been tapped to host. And the unanimous response today was… WHY??? Seriously, y"all. If she"s not wearing a bikini or lingerie or a pair of tight workout pants - how compelling, really, is Jessica Alba? And after three hours, even Jessica Alba in a thong probably starts getting old. Full Story

Best Jennifer Lopez: Jennifer Lopez

May 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know what Wentworth Miller would say? Gay Wentie would say: BRAVA. BRAVA Jennifer. Brava, beautiful, the woman is glowing. And I hate to admit it but she also looks happy. Very happy. Perhaps what he lacks in human form he more than makes up for in personality. Perhaps the beauty gods compensated for his vile rotting face by giving him the gift of loving her the way she needs to be loved. Full Story

Beyonce on vacay

April 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it just me or has she lost a tonne of weight? B has always been fit but this worries me a little. The arms, the abs, the suddenly little thighs - what happened to the yummy jelly jiggle? What happened to bootylicious? We need more Beyonce and Mimi and Lopez. We need more fleshy representation in showbiz, don"t you think? So what"s up with Beyonce? Have we lost another one to the Hollywood Diet Doctors? Full Story

The Daily Flashback: Ben & Gwyneth

March 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Before the Jens, there was a golden standard for Affleck. And her name was Gwyneth Paltrow, also known as my best friend. Ben and Gwynnie were very, very happy for a short time. He amused her, she challenged him, she intimidated him, and he adored her. One day, she woke up, saw the goon within and came to her senses. Full Story