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Worst Dressed & Desperate: Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Ummm…WTF??? For weeks I’ve been bitching about her unfounded arrival on the scene and for good reason - given last night’s atrocious outing, Jessica Biel is clearly playing in the wrong sandbox. Girl is WAY out of her league. Like, did she crimp her hair??? And age 15 years? And go colour blind in the process? Because if you’re going to make such an audacious move, if you’re going to attempt to wrench attention away from everyone else, at least…at the very least … put on a good show. Full Story

Most Underwhelming: Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Not saying she looked like sh-t or anything…just saying I didn’t care. And since when does Jennifer Lopez inspire indifference?   The colour, whatever. The cut, whatever. The makeup, whatever. The hair…total ass. And I think she knew it too. Something about the way she worked it tonight. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: The A Game Cometh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

At an event in Miami last night. Don’t look at him. Don’t. Just focus on her. Focus on The Gorgessity. Focus on how she works it. Focus on that amazing, amazing little dress. Focus on her legs. Focus on her perfection. That makes up for the near-death experience standing next to her, non? Oscars in 2 days. Full Story

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 Dear gossips, By now I’m sure you’ve seen the photos of Britney in rehab, hopefully the first step to a killer comeback. However, as you can imagine, details about her state of mind leading up to treatment are flying in from all smutty corners. More on that below… As for Jessica Biel presenting at the Oscars and going ass to ass against Jennifer Lopez – apparently working out like a demon pays off in many ways. Invited to the big show by virtue of an unbelievably well toned derriere, I suppose that’s all it takes these days. Wednesday, real time blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Did You Know???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

In a recent "Details" magazine profile, Holly Millea (writer) mentioned Tom"s halfway conversion of Jada Pinkett-Smith, "who now home-schools her kids with (Scientology Founder L. Ron) Hubbard"s Study Technology." Just because they “say” they’re not converting, doesn’t mean they’re not converting…see Jennifer Lopez. Full Story

The Daily Underwhelmed: Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2007 12:00:00 February 15, 2007 12:00:00

At the premiere of Bordertown co-starring Antonia Banderas. Love the dress, hate the hair, and her make up sucks ass. So assy in fact that in some shots it looks like she has a baby fuzz ‘stache. Why sell Glow if you just don’t glow? Not. Cute. The coat rocks though. And why am I more turned off by Antonio than I am by Marc? Weird how the undead can get more and more palatable over time…. Full Story

Posh & Becks: on 2 continents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2007 12:00:00 February 13, 2007 12:00:00

They’ve been together more than they’ve been apart this year – six weeks of constant separation, save for a few stolen vacay days in France and perhaps a night or two to check in…Posh is hellbent on securing her Stateside status while David, well, David is supposed to be playing football. Right. Look at that hotness – in Madrid after having dinner with Jennifer Lopez and the Vampire, Becks is sporting a familiar pinched expression. Full Story

JLo Rodeo Glow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2007 12:00:00 February 9, 2007 12:00:00

Last night, Rodeo Walk of Style Awards – girl is on fire! And you know what I love about Jennifer Lopez? One of many things? Actually two of many things? I love that she has small breasts. I love that she doesn’t pour out of a dress. Her ass is enough. Up top it’s modest, it’s lovely, it’s why her body is so amazing to look at – there’s vavoom in places, understated in others, proportionate all around, and of course, she really does know how to work it. Full Story

Thursday, February 1, 2007 Dear Gossips, Please tell me you’re watching Friday Night Lights – broken record, I know, but even when it’s not at its best, it’s still better than the rest. Last night’s episode - not my favourite - but there’s a scene taken beside a locker in high school, when a girl finds out her boy gets caught up in popularity and peer pressure and lies to her – the way it unfolded, the look on her face, the way she walked away … I felt like I was 16 all over again. Pathetic, yes. But seriously, the show is that good. Oh and the eye candy? Quiver, quiver, quiver. Also – never underestimate the low classy depth of Dina Lohan. More on that later. Thursday, blogging all day, scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. If you’re in Vancouver – I’m channeling Ryan Seacrest at Canadian Media Idol today at Metrotown. See you there! PPS. Jennifer Lopez is not the Text Harasser. JLo is still looking for one last piece for completion while TH has had hers already, though La Lopez might want to follow that example if she hasn’t yet considered it. Also not Demi Moore. Demi’s sexual re-awakening came with Ashton while TH is just beginning hers with her own young Kelso … and curiously the age gap is almost exactly the same.

The Pip Type

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

New cover of Us Weekly – How Jessica Biel Stole Justin. Sigh. I have several issues. First…with all due respect as she seems like a relatively nice non-drug-using, non-badly behaved girl, who the hell is Jessica Biel???? Rhetorical question. But still. She was in some Brady Bunch tv show. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Mission Accomplished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

See? For months and months I’ve been writing the warning, in the face of premature pronouncements that the Gay Midget Dwarf was over – clearly, he is not over. Not over, not dead, not beaten, definitely not weaker, and definitely not going away. No gossips. The GMD is not only none of those things, he is actually getting stronger and slowly and methodically building an empire – with Little Sci in place as the heir, now represented publicly by his MiniVan-courting wife, flanked and protected by his very own celebrity army, Tom Cruise in his 40s is strategically redefining Cult Mogul, and he has just confirmed Hollywood’s finest ass and one of the most famous women in the world into the scientological fold: Jennifer Lopez – the Church runs in the family. Full Story