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Jennifer Lopez: Sweat & Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

Two sightings in Berlin, continuing her tireless promotional campaign in support of the Spanish album. Now you might hate her but you also have to admire her: how many other big bummed girls would rock the high waist like this? I love that she has never fallen victim to the Hollywood “standard”, I love that she bucks the Hollywood “standard” with that Shelf Ass, I love that she is always, shamelessly, a Cheesy diva, and that she walks around expecting a halo to glow right over her Cheesy Diva head. Full Story

Diva Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2007 12:00:00 March 23, 2007 12:00:00

First – the skulls on their own, as mentioned, earlier…all over it. The skulls and an odd looking fur?   Not so much. But that’s also not the point. The point is, I could never, ever, ever say the sh-t she says and not want to throw up while saying them. Same goes for almost anyone else. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: French skulls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2007 12:00:00 March 23, 2007 12:00:00

Source In France, working hard to promote her new Spanish album and maybe dressing a little too hard as well but I have to tell you – the skull dress and the big ass platforms? I like a lot. The dress could have been 5 inches shorter but still… I want one. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Spanish Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2007 12:00:00 March 21, 2007 12:00:00

Source Posing for photos in Barcelona while promoting her Spanish album – total gorgessity. Love her hair. Reminds me of her hair in the If You Had My Love video - straight ironed with lift on the sides to avoid plaster and parted in the middle. Full Story

Not Smoking Makes Me Crazy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

Seriously. I looked at this photo of Marc Anthony and not only was I indifferent… I actually don’t think he looks half bad. Please hate me. I hate myself. Jennifer Lopez and Marc in Spain for her Spanish album promo. Contrary to reports that the two are on the verge of a split because he’s a controlling freak, I’m hearing we are nowhere near a separation. Full Story

Thursday, March 1, 2007 Dear Gossips, As you now know, VBTV is officially official – concrete tits on display in an attempt to court the American public, on network tv no less. And while she thinks she’ll be able to talk her famous friends into making appearances to boost interest off the top, many insiders belief someone like Jennifer Lopez will bail on her at the last minute. And Katie’s participation isn’t exactly lock solid either. But if what we’ve seen from YouTube so far is any indication, Posh will be a stateside Star…and the haters are already predicting that her new brand will offer David a backdoor exit out of his marriage. As for Paris Hilton facing jail time for driving with a suspended license – though nothing would make me happier than to see that sh-t locked up, somehow that virus is going to mutate her way out of prison too. Don’t doubt the evil power of Hollywood Ebola or the baffling existence of those who worship her – I saw them at clubs, at the lounges, every night at Teddy’s, little clones of each other snorting coke in the bathroom after maxing out their credit cards at Lisa Kline. I’m telling you, eradicating Paris would be like wiping out LA – ain’t gonna happen. So the way I see it, the only way to fight that bitch is to hit it where it hurts the most. Paris can handle being hated. What Paris won’t be able to handle is being replaced. Watch. Thursday – blogging all day, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Friday Night Lights continues to impress. Unlike Grey’s Anatomy which just sucks ass, period. Did I mention we walked by the Grey’s set last week in LA? Stood outside the Seattle Grace doors, where Bailey receives ambulance patients. Then the Chief and Isaiah Washington show up without fanfare, both in scrubs, Isaiah said hello to everyone, recognized me surprisingly from when I interviewed him back in November, seemed like he was in an excellent mood. And so he should be. After all, he still has a job. And given that they’re shooting the final episodes of the season, it’s a good bet he’ll still be around come May…and beyond. So weak. So lame. So not Friday Night Lights. So why aren’t you watching??? PPS. Maureen M from Toronto is the winner of the Balmshell Oscar Contest! Congratulations!

Worst Dressed & Desperate: Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Ummm…WTF??? For weeks I’ve been bitching about her unfounded arrival on the scene and for good reason - given last night’s atrocious outing, Jessica Biel is clearly playing in the wrong sandbox. Girl is WAY out of her league. Like, did she crimp her hair??? And age 15 years? And go colour blind in the process? Because if you’re going to make such an audacious move, if you’re going to attempt to wrench attention away from everyone else, at least…at the very least … put on a good show. Full Story

Most Underwhelming: Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Not saying she looked like sh-t or anything…just saying I didn’t care. And since when does Jennifer Lopez inspire indifference?   The colour, whatever. The cut, whatever. The makeup, whatever. The hair…total ass. And I think she knew it too. Something about the way she worked it tonight. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: The A Game Cometh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2007 12:00:00 February 23, 2007 12:00:00

At an event in Miami last night. Don’t look at him. Don’t. Just focus on her. Focus on The Gorgessity. Focus on how she works it. Focus on that amazing, amazing little dress. Focus on her legs. Focus on her perfection. That makes up for the near-death experience standing next to her, non? Oscars in 2 days. Full Story

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 Dear gossips, By now I’m sure you’ve seen the photos of Britney in rehab, hopefully the first step to a killer comeback. However, as you can imagine, details about her state of mind leading up to treatment are flying in from all smutty corners. More on that below… As for Jessica Biel presenting at the Oscars and going ass to ass against Jennifer Lopez – apparently working out like a demon pays off in many ways. Invited to the big show by virtue of an unbelievably well toned derriere, I suppose that’s all it takes these days. Wednesday, real time blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Did You Know???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

In a recent "Details" magazine profile, Holly Millea (writer) mentioned Tom"s halfway conversion of Jada Pinkett-Smith, "who now home-schools her kids with (Scientology Founder L. Ron) Hubbard"s Study Technology." Just because they “say” they’re not converting, doesn’t mean they’re not converting…see Jennifer Lopez. Full Story