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Jennifer Lopez: Mission Accomplished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

See? For months and months I’ve been writing the warning, in the face of premature pronouncements that the Gay Midget Dwarf was over – clearly, he is not over. Not over, not dead, not beaten, definitely not weaker, and definitely not going away. No gossips. The GMD is not only none of those things, he is actually getting stronger and slowly and methodically building an empire – with Little Sci in place as the heir, now represented publicly by his MiniVan-courting wife, flanked and protected by his very own celebrity army, Tom Cruise in his 40s is strategically redefining Cult Mogul, and he has just confirmed Hollywood’s finest ass and one of the most famous women in the world into the scientological fold: Jennifer Lopez – the Church runs in the family. Full Story

Best Recycle: Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

The third variation of this dress she’s worn since 2003 – the first in green at the Oscars with Ben, then just last November in mustard at the TomKat rehearsal dinner in Rome (see attached), now in black with a gold trim and a gorgeous back… but because it’s Jennifer Lopez, because the girl knows how to work it, because even that festering eyesore of a husband doesn’t seem so ugly next to her magic touch, recycling is not only OK…it’s actually rather brilliant. Full Story

Best White: Salma Hayek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

I know. I know the photos don’t do her justice. I know that if you didn’t see any of the pre-show coverage or the show itself, you wouldn’t have seen the way it moved. The way her body moved across the stage, the way her curves filled this dress, the way her breasts flounced gently to and fro and her hips spoke their own special language…Salma so glamorous without looking like she tried too hard. Full Story

Jennifer Garner: Taupe in Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

At the Critics’ Choice Awards on Friday – beautiful…but boring. And that’s the big knock when it comes to Taupe, non? Has she ever really OWNED a dress? As pretty as she is, with that dewy skin and those full lips and those warm brown eyes and the lovely, lovely bone structure, even with so many fetching attributes, Jennifer Garner just never quickens your pulse… and it was more of the same on this night. Full Story

TomKat: pre-party soccer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2006 12:00:00 December 11, 2006 12:00:00

Once again, a fixture at the weekend match. Once again, totally inseparable, as though Katie would stop breathing if he stopped touching her. Note the thinner she gets, the plumper he becomes – the GMD’s physique is so totally Travolta these days, non? As you know, their wedding celebration was the same night: 300 guests at Paula Wagner’s including the usual pre-scientologists Jennifer Lopez, the Smiths and of course some industry heavyweights including Bruckheimer and Brian Grazer. Full Story

JLo & Those Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

The grande dame – not content to be lumped in with the emaciated likes of the Z0e crowd 10 years her junior - has given them her dismissal, choosing instead to wax philosophical about the perils of celebrity and success. Don’t you hate it when people grow up and get all mature and wise? No seriously…don’t you? Jennifer Lopez, named Best Dressed by Harper’s Bazaar, beautiful photos from their latest issue, at least they can tell the difference between a coma-inducing black dress and a girl who really knows how to turn it on again and again and again. Full Story

JLo:the Incomparable Ass & a potential hair crisis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Jennifer Lopez…I mean look at this sh-t. Look at those tantalising buttocks, pushed up so glorious, held in so beautifully. How can anyone NOT want to cop a feel? The problem here is not the ass. The problem here is that she’s leaving Ken Paves’ salon. Lead Pimp of the Mall Weave, the Soap Opera blow out, the tackiest locks in the business, not good enough for Vanity Fair, not good enough for high fashion photo shoots, resulting in a commercial loss from Miu Miu for Jessica Simpson… And now JLo is dipping her mane in this low classy trash? Please. Full Story

The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2006 12:00:00 November 21, 2006 12:00:00

Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. Check it out – JLo last night at the LA Free Clinic event, owning the carpet as only she can. Full Story

Katie, Tom… and Dupree?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

Well People Magazine certainly didn’t report on this, did it? For the 2 remaining naysayers out there who actually think this thing was legit – let me ask you this: what in the world would be the purpose of bringing the head of Scientology David Miscavige along for your honeymoon? Second Sci, perhaps? Xenu only knows but that’s the word according to gossips in Europe who also report that there was a Hubbardite seated at every table during the reception, presumably to provide information when necessary…freakshow, non? Apparently the couple did a great job of providing Church gospel but not so great of a job at providing basic sustenance because Jennifer Lopez is said to have ordered 12 pizzas upon arriving back at her hotel. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola infects Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

Please, Goddess…please…NO… Britney not only became acquainted with Mario Lopez this weekend – turns out she bonded over ghetto weave with Hollywood Ebola herself , hanging out at Tao for part of the evening and sharing ciggies too. Full Story

Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2006 12:00:00 November 20, 2006 12:00:00

Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED the photos and the ovation – probably in exchange for getting that dress at no cost. Full Story