Jennifer Love Hewitt won"t go away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00
They weren"t terribly discriminating at the Elton John party, were they? Because if JLH got an invite, anyone could have gotten an invite. This, my fellow gossips, is clearly a job for Kevin Federline. Time to ruin another career, knock her up, make her ugly, and get her the f&ck outta this town. Something tells me she"d be interested too. He is married after all.

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