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Vajazzling works quickly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2010 17:02:33 April 8, 2010 17:02:33

Size 2 Love broke up with Jamie Kennedy like 5 minutes ago. Already her bedazzled vagina has hooked up another companion. His name is John Asher. He is the ex husband of Jenny McCarthy, the father of her son Evan. Supposedly John couldn’t handle Evan’s autism. Jenny doesn’t speak too highly of him. Full Story

A tricked out vagina sells books

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 12:01:29 January 13, 2010 12:01:29

Every dumb twat has a book out these days. Is it easy to write a book? It must be. Not for people who can actually write, of course, but definitely easy for people writing for idiots. How else can you explain Tori Spelling’s two bestsellers? Now it’s Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt. Because she’s dated, like, everyone. Full Story

Help me Grey Goose…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2009 12:32:47 September 23, 2009 12:32:47

Help me, calm me. Take away the urge to…do something wrong. Punching is wrong. Even when a Size 2 is so. f-cking. annoying. Just received an email from Melissa with the link to this article. Quotes from Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new interview with shape in which she yaps about her diet and her body self love and her boyfriend and then… at the very end… This:"I fall asleep feeling beautiful. Full Story

Size 2 is a dumbass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 12:46:22 August 3, 2009 12:46:22

And a famewhore. And if I’m CBS, and she twisted her ankle and couldn’t work as a result of playing tennis in wedge heels, I’d withhold her pay. This is what it’s like on the Grouse Grind Full Story

Friday Night Bentley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 14:28:43 March 13, 2009 14:28:43

Ugh. Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt today showing off her new Bentley. “Love” as they call her is the star of a show called Ghost Whisperer that airs on Friday Nights, a modest ratings winner on a night that’s hard to win. For several seasons now. Ghost Whisperer. They watch Ghost Whisperer. Full Story

YOU EMBARRASS US

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2009 15:45:00 February 21, 2009 15:45:00

This bitch has no sense. It’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Apparently today is her 30th birthday. She celebrated by calling up the paps, getting dressed up as Audrey Hepburn, and driving over to Tiffany & Co to reenact Breakfast at Tiffany’s. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? FONTRUM*: Feeling embarrassment for someone that doesn't have enough common sense to feel the embarrassment that they should be feeling for themselves for their actions. Full Story

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Why Size 2 is single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 09:21:11 January 21, 2009 09:21:11

For too long now, Us Weekly has been slapping D List celebrities on its cover with reports written from inside Lauren Conrad’s ass. It’s one thing to feature a nobody. It’s another to sugarcoat the story about the nobody with The Hills scripted nonsense. Full Story

Worst Emmy Hair: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 07:44:12 September 22, 2008 07:44:12

Size Two wore her hair for a small town prom. Or a small town wedding circa 1995. How the f&ck does this get past security? How the f&ck did she find a stylist even willing to do this? Ken Paves wouldn’t do this! Even Ken Paves would draw the line at this! I’m telling you…when you have to go out of state to get your hair did, it’s wrong. Full Story

Worst Emmy Breathless: Hayden Panettiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 07:08:52 September 22, 2008 07:08:52

Is it just me or did the 35 year old seem like she was sucking in so hard she could barely breathe? I get that everyone there was Spanxing it last night, holding in every last imaginary ripple, every curve that starvation could not kill, faint and woozy from a week’s worth of eating air… but Hayden Panettiere seemed especially uncomfortable. Full Story

Jennifer Love Hewitt hates fat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 09:07:58 December 3, 2007 09:07:58

Attention starved Jennifer Love Hewitt was snapped at the beach in Hawaii last week generating the most headlines she’s had, probably ever, for the size of her ass. UK tabloids and many North American blogs noted her fuller figure and compared it to days past, when young “Love” peaked on Party of Five, and way back when John Mayer supposedly composed “Your Body is a Wonderland” in her honour. Full Story