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The Chosen Family Five Strong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2006 12:00:00 September 14, 2006 12:00:00

My love to Nancy for sending these along – new photos of the Pitts in Germany’s Gala Magazine, the first close-up of Shiloh since People Magazine’s newborn spread almost 3 months ago. Love, love, love! The photos were supposedly taken in New Orleans at the beginning of September (everything that follows is based on this supposition) when Brad was in town to support Global Green. Full Story

Worst Miss America: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2006 12:00:00 August 28, 2006 12:00:00

Love is 27…but would you know it from her wardrobe? Time and again it’s glitzy cheese, it’s tiaras and sequins and beads for no reason, acceptable perhaps for Melanie Griffith but much, much to old for a girl under 30. Or maybe it’s just me. Maybe aging yourself is the new black. Maybe I’ve held on to that famous mantra for way too long: that you only pull out the beads when you need to block out the wrinkles, that a young woman doesn’t need much, that you hang on to that for as long as you can. Full Story

On Natalie & Gael

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2006 12:00:00 July 24, 2006 12:00:00

I’m going to gloat a little bit here. If you don’t want to deal with it, please skip to the next. Sorry y’all, but I gotta defend my smut, you know what I mean? One short year ago, I was naïve enough to think that the craziest, most psychotic fans on the planet belonged to Jennifer Aniston. Needless to say, I was wrong. Full Story

The Daily Droop: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

Tits are a tad too low, much too low actually for someone her age, non? And why are her style choices always one shade off of respectable? I wonder – is it her or is it the clothes? Take this dress, for example. To me, it looks cheap. The fabric is so “low end shopping mall” (inexcusable for someone with her own tv show) the fit is budget at best, and umm…not to sound like a bitch, but it’s also cutting her off at the wrong spot. Full Story

Sunday, June 4, 2006 Dear gossips, Seeing Pamela Anderson in the flesh at Fashion Cares was trippy. But that pales in comparison – for me anyway – to seeing an exboyfriend from Grade 10. I dated him AND his brother. Thank Goddess it wasn’t a fat day. He was coming down the escalator with the woman who I later learned was his wife, we made eye contact, he walked over, I could barely contain myself, we hugged, exchanged pleasantries…and then he called me Leslie. At which point I told him to leave. Then he said – Wait...Elaine! Apparently his brother was there as well. Lovely. As if things couldn’t get any worse, I proceeded to SPIT MY MINT out by accident while we were talking. And there isn’t a killer dress in the world that can save you from that kind of ass nation. Sigh. But back to Fashion Cares. And Pam. You think you know because you’ve seen her a thousand times in photos and you expect it to be the same and your inner bitch is foaming at the mouth ready to giv’er and then she walks in and she’s just a few feet away and – I’m telling you – she owns the room. She has that “it.” And those breasts? I know this is hard to believe, but they are BIGGER than they look in pictures. Let me qualify by saying it was a room full of reporters but still…when those massive mounds of manufactured mayhem barely contained by a skin right red dress make their entrance, you can’t help but want to snuggle in for a nap. It also doesn’t hurt that she can’t stop touching herself. Her hair, her body, she wiggles, she fidgets – I got kinda hot just watching her. And now I understand a little bit more. Why some men would shave a decade off their life just for one night. For me, however, the highlight of the night had to be getting cussed out ON CAMERA by a couple of drag queens backstage while a thousand naked models ran around looking hungry. It’s a moment you can see during my full report for eTalk tomorrow (Monday) night at 7pm. And if you don’t happen to live in Canada, check the eTalk site after the show. You should (I hope) find the clip and all my interviews online. In the meantime, it’s all about the MTV Movie Awards. Hosted by Jessica Alba (yawn) with a killer performance by Christina Aguilera and featuring an array of badly dressed celebrities for your viewing pleasure. Every star with something to promote showed up. Which brings us to the fashion wrap up – a great way to start your Monday, non? In today’s issue: MTV style musings, a study in Simpson, and Karl Lagerfeld heals the world. But first – a huge jump up and down giddy clap clap for Vince Vaughn. Just as I hoped for last week, his star is safe and his Break Up ruled the box office. A huge congratulations also to Jennifer Aniston who has succeeded yet again in hitching her Chin onto the back of a winning ride. Strategic loving is always a better play than strategic crying, don’t you think? As always, pics are on the site

Alyssa Milano: rock hard and single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2006 12:00:00 May 18, 2006 12:00:00

Such a shame… someone who spends this much time on her body – and what a body it is – just to be so unlucky in love. Between Alyssa, Shannen Doherty, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, I’m starting to blend them all together: three tv girls, all child stars, all disastrously unlucky in love. Except that unlike the other two, Alyssa is neither basketcase nor homewrecker. Full Story

The Daily Frozen: Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

It"s Defcon 1 y"all. Someone, anyone…please wean Nic off the botox. Because this photo of her on the cover of Ladies" Home Journal seriously scared the Chinese out of me. I"m sure you"ve all heard about the interview inside. How she still loves Tom, how wonderful he was, how devastated she was by their divorce, nothing about Keith, and nothing about a planned wedding. Full Story

Julia Roberts: Frump Nation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

Dressing this way to rehearsals or on a casual stroll to market is one thing. But wearing it to a fancy event in New York??? No gossips. This isn"t just about bad taste or wickedly awful style. THIS is a deliberate attempt at a "message through fashion." So what is Julia trying to say? It"s obvious, non? "There"s nothing worth photographing here. Full Story

People & The Pitts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

It"s no secret that People Magazine has been the end all and be all source for everything Pitt - officially sanctioned, of course. Not only because they have the deep pockets to pay for stories but because they have been willing, unlike so many other rags, to position Angelina as a saint instead of a homewrecking slut. Full Story

Most Irritating Hollywood Starlet: Emmy Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

Every time I see this girl, I feel the urge to vomit. Remember back in school, that one kid who always put up her hand, flapping it around, wrist contorted into angles you didn"t think possible, eyes buggin" out of her head, begging to answer the question? "I know! Iknow! Miss Matheson - pick me! I know! I know!" Well…that just about sums up Emmy Rossum. Full Story