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Jennifer Love Hewitt gets uglier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2006 12:00:00 April 26, 2006 12:00:00

Good Goddess. You thought it was bad before??? Check her out now! With a new "do … and she looks like she"s proud of it! If I was Joan Rivers, I would be very offended. I love Joan Rivers. That woman is my guilty pleasure. And to have some trampy two bit snatch style herself after you is the biggest insult indeed. Full Story

Thursday, April 20, 2006 Dear gossips, For the last 3 days, the entire gossip universe has been dominated by Little Sci. So if Tom"s well timed mission was to secure media hype in advance of the other Mission - it looks like he has succeeded. Having said that, I can pretty much guarantee that everyone and their eyebrow stylist is sick to frickin" death of any and every detail being leaked from Scientology headquarters to promote this birth, this man, and this religion…if you can call it that. I"m not rehashing the Suri details here. Because judging from the amount of emails I"ve received in the last 24 hours, you"ve all probably had enough placenta with a side of epidural and silent birth to last you a lifetime. Thank Goddess for Nick Lachey. Never thought I"d say that. In today"s issue: why Nick spoke and Jessie didn"t, Leo"s latest child conquest, the Jennifer Aniston baby debate, a Janet Jackson weight examination, and Jennifer Love Hewitt spreads overseas.

Jennifer Love Hewitt targets a new continent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2006 12:00:00 April 20, 2006 12:00:00

Love has apparently exhausted the supply of available and non available men in North America who are clueless enough to date her. Which is why she"s found a nice fellow named Ross McCall from Scotland willing to shame himself by taking her out in public. Not to worry though. I give it a month until he comes to his senses and ditches her skanky ass. Full Story

Eva Longoria: would this bitch shut up???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2006 12:00:00 April 18, 2006 12:00:00

So she"s out and about promoting The Sentinel. And now that she"s getting a little taste of film life, all of a sudden she"s reinventing her vampy image, claiming she doesn’t understand why she"s always asked about her sexual proclivities, blaming "media spin" for turning her into a perceived horny snatch. Full Story

Lindsay: the non catfight and the classy makeover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2006 12:00:00 April 17, 2006 12:00:00

No doubt you"ve seen last week"s Us Weekly. Loud headlines screaming details of a catfight between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson, who she first ratted out last year after seeing her snort lines at an LA club. This time, it was allegedly over Brett Ratner and according to Janice Min"s people, LiLo lost her sh*t when Brett - her new boyfriend - started spending more time hanging at Jessie"s table than at her own. Full Story

Tiffany Thiessen: fashion disaster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2006 12:00:00 April 6, 2006 12:00:00

Someone help her. Because Tiffany Amber Thiessen, minus the Amber, is stuck in 1996. Those pants are hitched up higher than Urkel. And forgive me but the girl does not know her own body. It’s luscious and full and all kinds of lovely to grab on to but it ain’t right for tight white trousers and a crop tank, that’s for damn sure. Full Story

Tuesday, March 28, 2006 Dear gossips, Today is a good day, which means I’m feeling particularly vicious and I owe it all to you for helping me spread my smutty little site to as many likeminded gossiphounds as you can find. Thank you! In today’s issue: kind words for Jennifer Aniston, kind words for Christina Ricci, kind words for Kim Basinger, not so kind words for Julia Roberts and that skank bag Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Wilmer Valderamma shares his little black book.

From Maggie in Winnipeg: on Brad & Angelina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2006 12:00:00 March 13, 2006 12:00:00

I am a mother of two beautiful young children. It can be a total juggling act to take them out to the mall, grocery store or on a long plane ride. I can"t imagine doing it in the public eye every time, like our celebrity Mom"s (thinking in particular of the Angelina at the West Edmonton Mall, airport, etc) I always see her with Zahara strapped to her and Maddox holding hands, but never see any Nannies attached. Full Story

Jennifer Love Hewitt won"t go away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00

They weren"t terribly discriminating at the Elton John party, were they? Because if JLH got an invite, anyone could have gotten an invite. This, my fellow gossips, is clearly a job for Kevin Federline. Time to ruin another career, knock her up, make her ugly, and get her the f&ck outta this town. Something tells me she"d be interested too. Full Story

Worst hair: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2006 12:00:00 February 8, 2006 12:00:00

First of all…who the hell invited her? And second, when the hell is this girl going to figure out that thick bangs are wrong? Thick bangs and a frickin’ badly placed weave to boot! Honestly, gossips, it is a mystery to me. It is a mystery why Love still has a job. Who watches that Ghost show anyway? Full Story

From Malissa J: it"s a weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2006 12:00:00 February 1, 2006 12:00:00

I"m a hairstylist and barber. My profesional opinion on Jennifer Aniston"s hairis that, I believe the girl"s got a weave. Sure, her own hair has always been great on its own (much unlike her dry thin lipped, Jay Leno chinned face), but nobody with hair that long can keep it in such great shape without a little help. Full Story