Perez vs. Aniston
Well, well. Looks like I’m not the only one out there who doesn’t have the flavour for Miss Jennifer Aniston. And you think I’m too hard on her??? Perez Hilton, the current King of Gossip, didn’t exactly endear himself to the legions of rabid Jen fans out there yesterday when he gleefully mocked her latest clunker Rumour Has It. And since no one says it like Perez, I’ll let you enjoy the moment for yourself, posted on his site yesterday:
Jennifer Maniston Gets Manhandled
Poor Jennifer Aniston. Poor, homely, untalented, unloved Jennifer Aniston. All she's ever wanted is love and acceptance, yet we still won't give it to her. Maniston's new film, Rumor Has It, much like her last film, Derailed, is being savaged by the critics. Can't she get one break? Hell to the no! “A Wreck' says the Hollywood Reporter.
Variety agrees, saying the dramedy is 'as muddled in most respects as its title.'
Both papers predict the film will tank at the box office. The Reporter says that Aniston's character is 'undeveloped' and her comic instincts under-utilized.
Is there nothing positive to say about the film? Variety applauds Aniston's wardrobe but not the whining and mugging that the script has her doing.
Variety concludes: 'The Rumor should pass quickly.' Poor Jen. Don't drown your sorrow in booze and marijuanica this Christmas. Chin up!
Lainey: “Variety applauds her wardrobe”??? Does anyone else find it hilarious that the best thing anyone can say about her movie is how nice her clothes are??? That does it, gossips. I officially feel sorry for her. Because at the end of the day, that’s the only emotion this girl can inspire. It’s called PITY, y’all. She deserves your pity. She deserves my pity. So if you see her around, will you give her a hug for me? After all, Brad and Angie might be pregnant…and Goddess only knows how gutted the poor thing is going to be if that turns out to be true.
