Jennifer Aniston begs for attention
Meanwhile, back in Frigid Fraud Aniston Land, things are decidely less cheerful. Camp Jen apparently relied too heavily on the post-separation p0pularity polls, when every bored housewife in America and that old delusional dyke, Liz Smith, bought stock in the new no-Brad, no-Friends Jen. America's Sweetheart will bounce back. The beloved Jennifer Aniston will enjoy a long career, even without her famous ex. Hmmm. How interesting. Six months later and it's full scale panic. Mr & Mrs Smith is killing at the box office, Brad & Angie continue to do big business on newsstands while Aniston-related reports inspire little more than passing interest. Isn't it bloody obvious by now that Jennifer Aniston became who she is/was by virtue ONLY of her marriage to the sexiest man alive??? So…desperate to save a campaign based primarily on post-divorce pity, Jen's people are now scraping at the bottom of the barrel. My source says they've been bargaining their asses off, 'They're throwing Janice Min these stupid little tips, begging to put Jen in the magazine, in return for juicy stuff later on when she starts promotion for Rumour Has It. She never had to do this when she was with Brad. That was when she had it easy. Nowadays? No one cares!' I guess this explains why every item on Jennifer Aniston these days has to do with how wonderful she's doing and how great she looks and how she's moved on and blah blah blah blah blah. But when you hear the same message over and over again, doesn't it begin to stink of 'rapidly aging has-been frantically trying to avoid obscurity??' Yeah. I thought so. Anyway, let's not waste any more time on leftover happy anorexics. I believe we have some fantasy sex to attend to. And when we left off, things were just getting started in the rub-a-dub. Read on...
