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Celebs

1. Tom Cruise
2. Victoria Beckham
3. Brad Pitt
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Jennifer Aniston
6. Britney Spears
7. Angelina Jolie
8. Paris Hilton
9. Jessica Simpson
10. Nicole Kidman
11. David Beckham
12. Katie Holmes
13. Madonna
14. Justin Timberlake
15. Jay- Z
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. KFed
18. Nicky Hilton
19. Elton John
20. Prince Harry
21. Jessica Biel
22. Gwyneth Paltrow
23. Ryan Reynolds
24. Jennifer Lopez
25. Sienna Miller

Full List

 

Shelf Ass Needs a Stylist

Or a new one.

Or maybe it’s just her. It’s the curse of the B List, you know? No matter how clever the publicist and how famous the Pipsqueak boyfriend, Jessica Biel is simply a Shelf Ass and a tv girl. And tv girls can’t own the carpet.

Last night at the premiere of Chuck & Larry… Jessica wearing something Jennifer Love Hewitt would wear and trying to suppress her ManTran.

All the straight boys say she’s hot…call me Cruise but I see a borderline Herm. You?

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Posted on Friday, July 13, 2007