Escaping Oprah’s Wrath
Jessica Seinfeld may indeed be the one woman alive who can rival Heather Mills’s goldiggery and yes, she is a manipulative bitch and absolutely a greedy twat. But still I am obsessed.
Jessica Seinfeld has also allegedly ripped off someone else’s book. Jessica Seinfeld is apparently a plagiarist. But still Oprah has said nothing. She tore James Frey a new asshole and Jessica Seinfeld gets a free pass.
Jessica Seinfeld of course is married to Jerry Seinfeld. And Jerry Seinfeld’s Bee Movie will probably own the box office this season. Did you know that Oprah has a cameo in Bee Movie? And that she and Jerry are friends?
Here are Mr and Mrs Seinfeld at the LA premiere of Bee Movie on Saturday. Love her interpretation of black and yellow. I’m telling you, the woman has great style. I’ve seen it up close and her taste (as well as her skin) is flawless. Which is why Oprah was so happy when Jessica sent her 21 pairs of designer shoes.
Maybe James Frey should have sent Oprah 21 pairs of designer shoes?