Jessica Alba: leaning on her gay?

April 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cash has gone missing. Her boyfriend, I mean. Cash Warren, it’s been a few days, a few sightings, normally inseparable the two so now that he’s made himself scarce, some are wondering whether or not Jessica Alba is single again. And certain signs seem to confirm it:

Her bitch-face is tinged with a little sadness, she seems decidedly unglam – the celebrity version of coping in your sweats and pigging out on ice cream– and she’s apparently easing heartbreak with her girls and her gays which as we all know is the most stalwart support system after separation.

His name is Bille Woodruff, he directed her in Honey, and rumour has it from some slamdunk sources, Bille is simply a shoulder to cry on…because Bille supposedly plays for my favourite team: Team Homo. So if heartbreak is indeed what she’s suffering from, Jessica is clearly in good hands.

Besides…what kind of a f&ckin’ name is Cash???

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