Jessica Alba: overdressed & underintelligent

May 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Last I checked, we were in the middle of May. And bitch chose to wear a friggin’ scarf to Joe Francis’s birthday party??? Yes, gossips. It’s all part of the ridiculous and delusional grand master classy makeover. Pul-ease. Judge for yourself. When she’s covered up from top to bottom, no skin, no tits, no beautiful round globules undulating about in an itty bitty bikini in the blue Caribbean water…do you *really* care about Jessica Alba??? Nah…didn’t think so.
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