Jessica Alba: overdressed & underintelligent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2006 12:00:00 May 14, 2006 12:00:00
Last I checked, we were in the middle of May. And bitch chose to wear a friggin’ scarf to Joe Francis’s birthday party??? Yes, gossips. It’s all part of the ridiculous and delusional grand master classy makeover. Pul-ease. Judge for yourself. When she’s covered up from top to bottom, no skin, no tits, no beautiful round globules undulating about in an itty bitty bikini in the blue Caribbean water…do you *really* care about Jessica Alba??? Nah…didn’t think so.

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