Girlcrushing on Audrey Tautou

May 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Oh gorgessity. Definitely lesbian movement au loins. Audrey Tautou: absolutely French and completely breathtaking. She’s thin, yes, but don’t you think some people just look better that way? Born to be skinny and little and healthy – the only form their bodies can possibly take? Audrey is one of those rare birds. But for me, it’s the hair. The hair and the skin and the rose red lips and the patented Gallic overbite and the fact that she probably has more style in her perfect little nose than Jessica Alba will ever, ever hope to have during her entire misguided lifelong mission to become a “legitimate actor”. I heart Audrey Tautou. Unless of course she’s total ass in The DaVinci Code. Since I’ve yet to see it however, I’m now going to pray to the Goddess I come back in the next looking like Amelie. Oh gorgessity. Definitely lesbian movement au loins. Audrey Tatou: absolutely French and completely breathtaking. She’s thin, yes, but don’t you think some people just look better that way? Born to be skinny and little and healthy – the only form their bodies can possibly take? Audrey is one of those rare birds. But for me, it’s the hair. The hair and the skin and the rose red lips and the patented Gallic overbite and the fact that she probably has more style in her perfect little nose than Jessica Alba will ever, ever hope to have during her entire misguided lifelong mission to become a “legitimate actor”. I heart Audrey Tatou. Unless of course she’s total ass in The DaVinci Code. Since I’ve yet to see it however, I’m now going to pray to the Goddess I come back in the next looking like Amelie.
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