Dumb & Indignant

June 10, 2009 07:14:17 Posted at June 10, 2009 07:14:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A terrible combination.

So you’ve heard about what the Alba Demon did in Oklahoma City, right?

Stupid bitch gleefully slapped shark posters all over the place – posters with no text, no explanation, in the hopes that somehow this would raise awareness about …the great white shark population? Their mating habits? That they’re overhunted by greedy Asians?

We don’t know!

Because it doesn’t say!

The worst part though is that it turns out that the Demon used one of the posters to partially cover a United Way billboard.


Needless to say, a major gaffe.

So she apologised. Sorta.

"I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."

Typical Hollywood accountability void.

She’s not sorry about what she did. She’s not sorry about the United Way having to pay to fix their sign. She’s not sorry about the fact that they’ve lost a few days of messaging, reaching out to those who can help others struggling in the community.

Jessica Alba isn’t sorry about any of that.

The only thing Jessica Alba is sorry about is looking like an idiot and the bad press that ensued.

Quick fix?

Here comes the kid.

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