Alba Bitch to Broadway?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 00:00:00 November 26, 2007 00:00:00

She can barely hold a scene in a movie, let alone centre stage on The Great White Way? The argument of course would be that if Madonna can do it…

But Madonna, in spite of the atrocious acting, can COMMAND a stage. Can Jessica Alba command a stage?


But still, she tries. She tries valiantly to rise above TV girl eternity. She tries in vain to be more than just a face and an ass. And now she is trying to be recognised as a stage actress, considering a starring role in the Broadway production next year of Speed-the-Plow, especially since there may be an actor’s strike looming in June 2008 and if that happens, Alba Bitch apparently feels she can cut it on Broadway, telling Regis & Kelly:

"I have been asked. It"s perfect timing because of the strike. There might be an actor"s strike in June. So if they don"t resolve, I can do theatre."

I can do theatre. She says it like it’s as simple as changing a recipe.

Can Jessica Alba do theatre? A girl with a killer body but who can barely hold your attention in a movie…can Jessica Alba do theatre?

Bitch… please!


Photos from splash

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