Alba Origami

December 3, 2008 06:58:58 Posted at December 3, 2008 06:58:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when the Alba Bitch said she wanted to be known for her talent and not for her looks?


It actually depends how much you pay her. Campari paid her so she sold out. And now she’s starring in the Campari calendar, doing what she does best – showing off her body. Unfortunately she still thinks she can act.

Anyway, to celebrate the Campari contract, the Alba Demon and her husband flew to Milan, appearing at the calendar launch last night dressed up as origami. It’s odd looking, sure, and probably not flattering proportionally…but I’m actually more offended by her makeup than I am by anything else.

Jessica Alba does not need so much foundation. And those bangs, those bangs are really and truly so much ass, not even that hideous Versace – in pink! - can put them in perspective.

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