Her body, her bangs

October 31, 2008 08:09:18 Posted at October 31, 2008 08:09:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s official…maybe with some help from Spanx…

The Alba Bitch has her body back. And how.

Here she is last night supporting Narciso Rodriguez at his book signing at Bergdorf’s looking svelte and demure in a very fitted dress, tights, and flats.

Those bangs on the other hand… those bangs are ass. Those bangs also look greasy. It’s a fine line for bangs, I think. To combat oily bangs the consequence can be puffy. Puffy bangs are worse than oily bangs. Puffy bangs are like weddings from the 80s in trailer parks…

Not that I don’t love bangs because I do. But as I’ve said before, I can’t do bangs. Like not allowed. Am at a stage in life when covering the forehead is very, very, very bad luck. Either that or my mother just hates me with bangs, which is very possible.

But back to Alba – it appears that for all her superior physical attributes, the one thing Jessica lacks is good hair. Jessica Biel doesn’t have good hair either.

Photos from Wenn.com

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