She’s saggy and cellulite-y

October 6, 2010 09:15:29 Posted at October 6, 2010 09:15:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Alba covers the new British GQ. She looks good, right? Apparently in her mind not really. Alba told the magazine:

"My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger...every actress out there is more beautiful than me.”

If you are then what am I?

Oh la...

What do you prefer?

The Shelfy Biels of the world who lament their beauty as a burden and obstacle to their success? Or the Albas with their false modesty and perfect bodies all up your face?

I mean, you’re posing wet and openmouthed in underwear and grease in a men’s magazine so, um, yeah f-ck you and your imaginary ripply thighs. This is not endearing. Does anyone find this endearing?

Oh and by the way, there’s video too. Video without super photoshop enhancement. And there ain’t much that jiggles either. Click here to see. Do they think when they talk?

Also attached – Alba and her fat thighs with daughter Honor yesterday.


Photos from Wenn.com

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