The City means she`s serious

November 3, 2008 11:27:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 11:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well that’s an awfully stylish hat to be wearing out and about on a casual stroll with the baby, not wanting to be photographed, non?

That hat. Love.

Here’s Alba Demon looking amazing today, shot this afternoon in New York with Honor. Hilariously the photo agency labelled the images:

“Jessica Alba walking around with her son in Soho”.

Nope. She won’t be happy with that one. Like… isn’t it public knowledge, in the way that the Brange is public knowledge, that the Alba Bitch birthed a girl???

Actually…it isn’t. And that’s the problem. When she’s not wearing a bikini, no one gives a sh-t. So now Alba is in New York. Apparently shooting some kind of new movie playing some kind of math teacher (???) in an attempt to get all Dead Poets Society on our asses.

To further convince you that she’s more than just a hot body, am told Alba is considering a permanent move to New York, away from LA, because she feels that people take New York residents more seriously.

Sure baby. It’s just geography.

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