Jessica Alba Gossip

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Mrs Alba Bitch

May 21, 2008 05:57:56 Posted at May 21, 2008 05:57:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Laura and I heard last night that the Alba Bitch had quietly married Cash Warren in advance of the birth of their baby, our first reaction was: She was ok with getting married not thin as a rail? All part and parcel of course of Jessica Alba`s continuing efforts to find a fan base… any fan base… that doesn’t only care to see her naked. Full Story

How Much Effort…

March 31, 2008 06:02:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 06:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you think it takes the Alba Bitch to smile? And to hide her crusty ass from the children? Under these circumstances, at the Kids’ Choice Awards, she must be grinding her teeth to the point of a migraine. Bet your boob job Cash Warren received a tongue lashing that night. For overflow. Like using a breast bump. Full Story

Best Oscar Knocked Up: Jessica Alba

February 25, 2008 06:40:43 Posted at February 25, 2008 06:40:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As Marchesa goes, I guess it isn’t the worst. And the colour is gorgeous. And she is gorgeous in it. Here’s the pregnant Alba Demon, glowing tonight on the carpet. LOVE the braids. Not so much tied back into that big nest by her neck but the middle part feels soothing. Like it somehow tempers that bitch inside of her that desperately needs to yell at someone at least once an hour. Full Story

Ugly, Pregnant, and Douche at Grey Goose

February 21, 2008 08:34:24 Posted at February 21, 2008 08:34:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned yesterday, the hottest party in town this week is at Soho House Grey Goose Club - a few photos of celebrity guests last night are attached. First the gorgeous America Ferrara no makeup and SOOOOO pretty! Am so jealous about that hair. Next…the Alba Bitch and her growing bump glowing in her expectant state and showing off an expanding chest. Full Story

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

“I’ve never been the one to emphasise anything on my looks…”

Said Jessica Alba to Matt Lauer on The Today Show while promoting The Eye, her new sh*t movie. Never one to trade on what she looks like… oh really?

Just a few Alba GQ photos attached below. You will note, she was not forced at gunpoint to participate in these shoots. In fact, judging from this video it actually looks like she was good and willing. But then again, GQ only features “thespians” on its cover, right?

Bitch… please!!!

It’s Tuesday, will be online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. To Alina: Happy 25th Birthday… Love, Agnes

PPS. And to Lara S from Paul her fiancé and getting married in May. Happy Birthday and congratulations!

Alba Razzie!

January 21, 2008 15:09:02 Posted at January 21, 2008 15:09:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oscar nominations are to be announced tomorrow but today, everyone is talking about the Razzie Awards – the assiest pictures and performances of the year. While much focus has been paid to Lilo’s sh*tty turn in I Know Who Killed Me which topped the list with 9 nods, most people seem to be skipping right over the Alba Bitch who was singled out for sucking in NOT ONE, NOT TWO, but THREE movies this year. Full Story

RoboBride & Alba Bitch

January 11, 2008 07:30:17 Posted at January 11, 2008 07:30:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perhaps there is something to all those rumours that Posh and Katie’s BFF-ship has cooled. Because it appears the pupil is no longer the pupil and KatE has elevated her style game. First at the Critics’ Choice Awards, then the other night on the Mad Money Carpet, and yesterday at a party – my favourite KatE of the week – in a black dress beautifully fitted but look at those killer booties! Look at that heel! Even the hair is starting to grow on me… And this is why Katie is the GMD’s #1 asset – beyond real estate, beyond bonds and stocks, his wife is the crown jewel on his unsteady throne. Full Story

Pregnancy Grows the Alba Bitch

January 10, 2008 07:03:37 Posted at January 10, 2008 07:03:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What happens to a Demon Bitch when the hormones are raging? In Alba’s case, the bitch get bigger! Jessica Alba’s Elle Magazine interview – she called out Zac Efron the other day for being effeminate and it turns the out the new fairy It Boy of Hollywood wasn’t the only recipient of her wrath. Full Story

Agreeing with the Alba Bitch

January 8, 2008 07:26:26 Posted at January 8, 2008 07:26:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s pregnant and she’s been crustier than hell but on this point, we are in total agreement. It’s Jessica Alba on Zac Efron as told to Elle Magazine: "He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, ‘My God, you’re just a little kid."" Yes! Yes! Yes! But I imagine I’ve now totally become my parents. Full Story

Alba Bitch Breeding!

December 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In all fairness, it’s been a kinder, gentler Jessica Alba of late. This is a girl who, once upon a time, stormed up and down Robson Street in Vancouver terrorising retailers, allowing her dog to piss and sh*t anywhere it wanted without cleaning up her own mess. My favourite Alba Bitch story though is from the set of Good Luck Chuck – she had finished shooting a scene and was sitting on a chair as a crew member walked by at which point she looked at him, lifted her leg and said: You can take my boots off now. Full Story