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Alba Bitch to Broadway?

November 26, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 26, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She can barely hold a scene in a movie, let alone centre stage on The Great White Way? The argument of course would be that if Madonna can do it… But Madonna, in spite of the atrocious acting, can COMMAND a stage. Can Jessica Alba command a stage? Seriously… But still, she tries. She tries valiantly to rise above TV girl eternity. Full Story

She Hates her Body

November 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Dear Alba Bitch, We get it. Your beauty is a curse. You don’t want to be known for your body. Because you are an actor. No, honey. Julianne Moore is an actor. You, sweetheart, are simply a pretty face. And a first class bitch, no matter how hard Harvey Weinstein has been talking you up. And no one will see Awake if you’re not getting naked. Full Story

The Alba Demon: Losing It

October 19, 2007 07:12:19 Posted at October 19, 2007 07:12:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost universally hailed as one of Hollywood’s sexiest girls, Jessica Alba’s career is based solely on the fact that …well…she’s hot. But is she hot... STILL??? Check her out last night at the Padres Contra el Cancer"s 7th annual "El Sueno de Esperanza" benefit gala looking head heavy and bottom stick with shiny skin, a rather large forehead, and an almost ordinary everything else. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Meat

October 2, 2007 08:14:56 Posted at October 2, 2007 08:14:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pipsqueak and Shelf Ass were in Toronto last night eating at Morton’s The Steakhouse. Have heard conflicting reports about their demeanour. Some say they seemed relaxed though not affectionate, others observed she appeared “pouty” perhaps in response to him looking “moody”. Full Story

Good Luck Old Lady Alba

September 20, 2007 08:31:34 Posted at September 20, 2007 08:31:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She might be a demon bitch but Jessica Alba is also undeniably beautiful. Which is why it’s so tragic that she insists on dressing like Barbara Walters. Apparently she wants to be taken seriously. If that’s the case, maybe a movie like Good Luck Chuck isn’t the best of career decisions…I’m just saying. Full Story

TIFF Svengali

September 16, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at September 16, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone on the party circuit observed it this week – Harvey Weinstein and Jessica Alba, always with their heads bowed together, always deep in conversation. He talking at her, she nodding acquiescently. At one point he was supposedly overheard giving her advice about her relationship. Harvey doesn’t seem to be a fan of Cash Warren – nothing personal, of course, just pointing out Cash’s limited value on the professional front. Full Story

Did You Know?

August 30, 2007 09:35:20 Posted at August 30, 2007 09:35:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That the healthy living Alba Demon smokes ciggies? Exclusive photos from Toronto tonight on eTalk! See? They all stay thin through smoking…especially the ones who claim to drink water and eat chicken breast only. Anyway, as you know, the snarling bitch is back with the brilliantly named Cash Warren. Full Story

Alba Ages

August 27, 2007 08:10:51 Posted at August 27, 2007 08:10:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not saying she looks old like “rough” old or like Lilo old... just saying she looks old like Katie Holmes old. Check it out – the Alba Bitch at Teen Choice last night in a lovely yellow dress and the worst highlights ever. It’s the highlights that are aging her, I think. The colour is 40 and drives a minivan – perfect for a 40 year old driving a minivan, not so much for a 26 year old sometimes referred to as the sexiest woman alive… I’m just sayin’. Full Story

Justin Timberlake and The Love Guru

August 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey and eTalk exclusive! Have just heard exclusively from a solid source that Justin Timberlake has signed on to Mike Myer’s next film – The Love Guru – to start shooting this fall in Toronto. Pip is acting again! This time a comedy – definitely his strong side, if there is one where his acting is concerned. Full Story

The Alba Player

August 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A flirtation in Vancouver, cuddling and kissing a Euro dude last week, now I’m hearing that Jessica Alba dashed back to LA this morning and is on the beach in the Palisades walking arm and arm with Cash Warren! Who was this mystery man? And how will she explain it? Alba Bitch is player. Full Story

Alba’s New Beau?

August 21, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She broke up with that Cash dude supposedly over the phone just weeks ago, now I hear that the Alba has a new beau – photos attached per earlier post. These images were taken in Vancouver where Jessica has been on reshoots for The Eye. He is believed to be a model, I’m told he has no official role on the set. Full Story