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Justin Timberlake and The Love Guru

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 00:00:00 August 22, 2007 00:00:00

LaineyGossip.com and eTalk exclusive! Have just heard exclusively from a solid source that Justin Timberlake has signed on to Mike Myer’s next film – The Love Guru – to start shooting this fall in Toronto. Pip is acting again! This time a comedy – definitely his strong side, if there is one where his acting is concerned. Full Story

The Alba Player

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2007 00:00:00 August 22, 2007 00:00:00

A flirtation in Vancouver, cuddling and kissing a Euro dude last week, now I’m hearing that Jessica Alba dashed back to LA this morning and is on the beach in the Palisades walking arm and arm with Cash Warren! Who was this mystery man? And how will she explain it? Alba Bitch is player. Full Story

Alba’s New Beau?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2007 00:00:00 August 21, 2007 00:00:00

She broke up with that Cash dude supposedly over the phone just weeks ago, now I hear that the Alba has a new beau – photos attached per earlier post. These images were taken in Vancouver where Jessica has been on reshoots for The Eye. He is believed to be a model, I’m told he has no official role on the set. Full Story

Alba Exclusive on eTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2007 09:14:05 August 21, 2007 09:14:05

The Alba Bitch has been in Vancouver for 2 weeks on reshoots for The Eye. Incredibly there have been no reports of bad behaviour, no Robson Street retail terror stories. Anyway…have a look at this mystery man. What’s his connection to Jessica Alba? I’ll dish exclusive details on eTalk Full Story

The Alba Bitch and the weak ass break-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

She is single. The Alba Demon has apparently split with her longtime boyfriend Cash Warren (what kind of a name is Cash???) while on press tour overseas for the Fantastic Four which delivered pretty underwhelming results domestically. Cash however is back in LA so Jessica called him, told him she didn’t love him anymore, and had her assistant pick her sh-t up from their house the next day. Full Story

Shelf Ass wants an Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2007 12:00:00 July 20, 2007 12:00:00

Those tv girls are all the same: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba, now Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined the chorus of unremarkable actors vying for an Academy Award. Except in this case, Biel says she’s prepared to sacrifice for it, to follow that tried and true formula of uglification for Oscar. Full Story

The Real Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

A few civilians had the opportunity to hang with Shelf Ass Jessica Biel very recently. Said she was lovely, that she talked about JT, that they are indeed a couple, and that she apparently pulled out a joint and they all smoked it. Still a massive famewhore but now I kinda like her a little more. At least she doesn’t have a pickle up her ass, you know? Full Story

Calling Oscar...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2007 12:00:00 July 6, 2007 12:00:00

The Alba Bitch says she doesn’t want to be a sex symbol, that she fancies herself an actor, wants serious roles, does not appreciate pappy attention… At the same time, whenever she has a movie to promote, somehow she appears on magazine covers wearing very little clothing. Kinda like Jessica Biel: wanting more but knowing the TV Girl Truth – at the heart of it, there’s only the Body. Full Story

Next to a real star…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

Out of your league, girlfriend… totally out of your league. Jessica don’t call me Latina Alba and Kate Hudson in France last night. As you can see, next to a real movie star, the Alba Demon looks positively amateur. Dressed like a constipated socialite with matron hair and the worst wannabe smile – it’s clear some people are truly only meant for TV. Full Story

Jessica Alba: MTV Bland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

On one hand she’s hiding that slammin’ body underneath a red pouffy, on the other she’s currently on the cover of GQ posing lustfully in a bikini – Ryan Gosling and his boys were thumbing through a copy at a 7/11 the other night in Vancouver. She brings out the booty when it’s convenient, and shuts it down when she wants a new script. Full Story

Dane Cook: MTV Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Dane Cook might want to chillax on the beer – a little Vince Vaughn is growing around his face, can you see it? The hype around Dane died down quicker than I thought it would. Employee of the Month fell far short of expections, could have been the Jessica Simpson effect, but suffice to say, longevity of his career hangs in the balance. Full Story