Jessica Alba Gossip

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Marrying Random

May 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I like this girl…she is a doll. Have met Brittany Murphy twice, both times she was a doll, if not a little crazy. Especially last year at a Toronto Film Festival afterparty drunk off her tree. Still…she is lovely. Lovely and polite and not Jessica Alba. But she does have an engagement problem. Full Story

Two Albas in Australia

May 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kicking off the Fantastic Four promotional tour in Australia, Jessica Alba chose frigid prude during interviews in the afternoon and then her true potential on the carpet later on at the premiere. Bitch keeps whining about not wanting to be known for her body which is why she tries so hard to tone it down on the sexy wardrobe. Full Story

Of Course

April 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel goes to the gym, stretches outside – photographers present. Jessica Biel walking her dog – photographers present. Jessica Biel going to church – photographers present. Jessica Biel attending an event for Barack Obama – OF COURSE photographers were present! And she looked great, didn’t she? Textbook “subtle” famewhoring – girl has put on a clinic. Full Story

Alba has Amnesia?

April 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another case of a celebrity conveniently erasing her past. Jessica Alba, interview with British OK! magazine, discussing super star behaviour and being on the receiving end of super star treatment, way back before she became famous, referencing her 2 episode experience on Beverly Hills 90210 and hypocritically accusing Brenda et al for their enormous egos. Full Story

The Alba Photo Opp

April 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Several outings without the boyfriend, this time on Sunday at the Ivy. And we all know no one goes to the Ivy without a pappy purpose. So is she really single? Is she trying to tell us she’s really single? No confirmation just yet. And to complicate matters even more, I’m hearing Cash hasn’t been around not because of love drama but because of work drama. Full Story

Jessica Alba: leaning on her gay?

April 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cash has gone missing. Her boyfriend, I mean. Cash Warren, it’s been a few days, a few sightings, normally inseparable the two so now that he’s made himself scarce, some are wondering whether or not Jessica Alba is single again. And certain signs seem to confirm it: Her bitch-face is tinged with a little sadness, she seems decidedly unglam – the celebrity version of coping in your sweats and pigging out on ice cream– and she’s apparently easing heartbreak with her girls and her gays which as we all know is the most stalwart support system after separation. Full Story

Gisele expecting?

March 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Story blew up yesterday when Brazilian gossip site Glamurama reported that Tom Brady has knocked up Gisele Bundchen too. Although her rep initially denied the claims, NYC is now also buzzing that she’s confirmed it to all her friends, making his sperm even more potent than Kevin Federline’s. And Bridget Moynahan must be losing her sh-t. Full Story

Worst Dressed & Desperate: Jessica Biel

February 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ummm…WTF??? For weeks I’ve been bitching about her unfounded arrival on the scene and for good reason - given last night’s atrocious outing, Jessica Biel is clearly playing in the wrong sandbox. Girl is WAY out of her league. Like, did she crimp her hair??? And age 15 years? And go colour blind in the process? Because if you’re going to make such an audacious move, if you’re going to attempt to wrench attention away from everyone else, at least…at the very least … put on a good show. Full Story

The Daily Wishful Thinking: Marky Mark & Scarjo

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Having a private lunch in Beverly Hills, most likely talking business, perhaps another guest spot on Entourage? Perhaps collaborating together for an upcoming feature? Whatever it is, if it ever happened – OFF screen of course – I for one would be all over it, definitely a formula for super hot sex…IF he’s not with his baby momma anymore, that is. Full Story

The Face of the Alba Bitch

January 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Photos of The Demon with her ManServant earlier this week suggest she was in the middle of chewing him out – obviously hard to say for sure going only by body language analysis but the facial expressions do shed some light on what it’s like to be on the receiving end of one of her infamous “episodes”. Full Story

Britney Balboa

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F*ck she’s ugly here, isn’t she? Last night, out for dinner, followed by a trip to the club of course, looking like total stinkin’ raunch but at the same time, illustrating a pretty good point. Three days ago people bought it hook, line, and sinker courtesy the bottom ranking Life & Style that she was in rehab in Arizona. Full Story