Jessica Alba Gossip

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The Face of the Alba Bitch

January 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Photos of The Demon with her ManServant earlier this week suggest she was in the middle of chewing him out – obviously hard to say for sure going only by body language analysis but the facial expressions do shed some light on what it’s like to be on the receiving end of one of her infamous “episodes”. Full Story

Britney Balboa

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F*ck she’s ugly here, isn’t she? Last night, out for dinner, followed by a trip to the club of course, looking like total stinkin’ raunch but at the same time, illustrating a pretty good point. Three days ago people bought it hook, line, and sinker courtesy the bottom ranking Life & Style that she was in rehab in Arizona. Full Story

Alba on the Beach

January 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Miami and no reports so far of any assy behaviour, making it a grand total of 5 months since her c-bomb attitude reared its ugly head…sort of… Have a look at this body. Crazy body. Not an ounce to spare, toned all over but the best part is – can you believe she says she wishes she was “thin…without curves”? Go ahead. Full Story

Hilary Duff: Canadian flirtation

December 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank Goddess. Canadian gossip that doesn’t involve Ryan Phillippe or cheating or homewrecking skanks at Yaletown Cactus Club. By the way – quick update: one of those skanks is rumoured to be negotiating a deal in the $50K range with a tabloid to sell her story. Classy, non? Anyway, about Hilary - she’s in Vancouver to visit Haylie, they spent Saturday up at Whistler, and my sources tell me exclusively that Haylie tried to offer her sister a bit of a diversion from her break up with Joel Maddon. Full Story

The Alba Demon: Oyster Magic

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Friday night, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren in Vancouver, dining with her family at oyster house Joe Fortes, apparently making out hardcore, by all accounts in a very celebratory mood, maybe even a little inebriated, prompting some to wonder whether or not, given they’ve been househunting of late, they’re now engaged. Full Story

About Brittany Murphy

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An exclusive photo from Japan – thanks to the Lovely Ell. Apparently The Alba Demon could stand to learn a lesson or two from Brittany about onset behaviour. She was in Yokohama last week filming a movie called The Ramen Girl – so low budget it may never be screened. Shooting on this day lasted 14 hours. Full Story

Vanity Fair First Impressions

November 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

VF really does do the most beautiful portraits, non? In the December issue, featuring the controversial Pitt cover, the magazine goes back to First Impressions – a series of photos taken early on in the careers of several high profile celebrities. A few are stunning – Jennifer Connelly’s young rosy chubby cheeks, Penelope’s plaits, Vince Vaughn without the bloat, Ben Affleck cocky and lean. Full Story

The Alba Demon: making nice…or just dumb?

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to MD and TD for the tip... If you’re familiar with my site, you have likely read about the Alba Terrorisation of Vancouver over the course of the last couple of months. Her attitude has reached near legendary proportions here with many tales of horrible treatment to on set assistants and crew members and unacceptable behaviour in local shoppes, including an incident where she is rumoured to have trailed her dog and his sh-t into a clothing store without an apology or an offer to clean it up. Full Story

George Clooney: the Midas Touch

October 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I might be losing my bitch but in this case, I think it"s less a case of bitchloss and more a curious case of George - how he manages, with his friendship, with his presence, with his influence to make even the most insufferable sufferable, the most annoying less so, to bring out the best in the worst so that they cease to be the worst and actually move towards the harmless. Full Story

Jessica Alba: full of sh-t and false modesty

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Alba Bitch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken *seriously* as a *serious* artist as opposed to a starlet with a *seriously* slamming body.   Hmmmm... Not likely but ok, whatever, I can roll with that. Full Story

Jessica Alba: the big bang equaliser

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the weekend, collecting a very prestigious Spike TV Scream Award. Rumour has it, the Alba Bitch is easily threatened - can"t frickin" stand having anyone remotely attractive on set with her, working for her, around her, lest another beauty dare to eclipse her own. Such a shame really…that someone so attractive can be so insecure, to the point of not realising that there are probably very few women in women in the world who can rival her face/body combination and still the gossip surrounding her competitive nature has reached near legendary levels, and you have to wonder - if she"s so hellbent on being the best, she"s really not doing herself any favours with the fringe, is she? Because underneath those bangs, the Alba actually looks almost ordinary. Full Story