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Julia Roberts: Frump Nation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

Dressing this way to rehearsals or on a casual stroll to market is one thing. But wearing it to a fancy event in New York??? No gossips. This isn"t just about bad taste or wickedly awful style. THIS is a deliberate attempt at a "message through fashion." So what is Julia trying to say? It"s obvious, non? "There"s nothing worth photographing here. Full Story

Worst Wannabe Jennifer Lopez: Jessica Alba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

Sorry but if you thought the Oscars were boring - get ready for the MTV Movie Awards next month hosted by Jessica Alba, otherwise known as the biggest four letter word starting with a "c" in Hollywood. She"s been tapped to host. And the unanimous response today was… WHY??? Seriously, y"all. If she"s not wearing a bikini or lingerie or a pair of tight workout pants - how compelling, really, is Jessica Alba? And after three hours, even Jessica Alba in a thong probably starts getting old. Full Story

Best Colour: Minnie Driver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2006 12:00:00 May 1, 2006 12:00:00

I miss Minnie. Because there is something very likable about Minnie. She seems like she"d fit right in at our Friday night poker games. I could totally see her kickin" back with us, having a ciggie on the deck, declining all offers of food but not drink, shooting the sh*t on a warm summer day with her delightful accent and bawdy laugh. Full Story

Denise & Charlie: behind the ugliness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2006 12:00:00 April 23, 2006 12:00:00

On the off chance that you haven"t heard about Denise"s allegations, check any entertainment website from to to get caught up on her charges: that he abused her, that he threatened to kill her, that he has a gambling problem, that he leers at young girls and boys on the internet, and the list goes on and on and on. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Brittany Murphy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2006 12:00:00 April 17, 2006 12:00:00

I don"t enjoy trashing people I like. And since I never like anyone famous, it"s even more painful to have to tear down a sweetheart like Brittany. Because she really is a doll. When I saw her she was polite and pleasant, she had a smile for everyone, she was genuinely grateful to be helped, and unlike so many of her Hollywood peers, she did not go out of her way to make people feel small. Full Story

Sunday, April 2, 2006 Dear gossips, Still in Toronto, still fighting with my friggin’ laptop which is why I’ll keep it short again til I return to home base where the sh*t doesn’t freeze on me every 5 minutes. In today’s issue: Mrs Smith likes chicks?, the beauty of the Lohan buttocks, numbing to Cam, tiring of Alba, Brad disappoints, Fergie cleans up for Canada, and Clive in Toronto.

Jessica Alba: campaign sunshine continued…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2006 12:00:00 April 2, 2006 12:00:00

Enough already. I’m sick of this b*tch and her nauseating campaign to smother her true sexpot and replace it with Reese Witherspoon. Because as you already know, it’s painful to watch a two bit actress overreaching her limits and trying to go for gold. Just ask Jennifer Aniston. Jessica Alba wants to be taken seriously. Full Story

Jessica Alba: JLo wannabe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2006 12:00:00 March 16, 2006 12:00:00

So obvious it"s almost insulting. And more than a little sad. In fact, one of the most tragic things about the Hollywood illusion is that too often, the actual players themselves start believing in the impossible. They begin to believe that they are more than they can ever be. And when this happens, when celebrities cease to objectively analyse and understand their limitations, the results can be disastrous. Full Story

Monday, March 6, 2006 Dear gossips, Fashion wrap ups are controversial. Obviously not all of you are going to agree with me. While I adored Alba (the look, not the person), many many many of you wanted a shout out for Salma. And she did look fabulous. But how many times can you compliment someone for jamming their tits and curves into a tight dress? As gossip continues to roll in from LA, the photos from the post parties have turned up everywhere. I"ve got early scoop on Nicole, Keith, the Anthonys, and Madge but nothing really, really juicy - more on that tomorrow. For now, let"s take a look at the riffraff from the evening festivities and pray that next year, the Pitts will grace the Academy with their traveling family presence so we won"t have to be so frickin" bored on Oscar night.

Best Dressed: Jessica Alba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

Y’all know I hate this bitch. But as much as I can’t stand her, the carpet belonged to Alba. It was appropriate, it was gorgeous, it was not out of her element, it was sass and vavoom, it had a gorgeous back, and it was utterly and completely HER. So the question is – what exactly is Jessica Alba up to? Full Story

From Connie: on Hollywood diets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2006 12:00:00 February 26, 2006 12:00:00

You"ve mentioned that several female stars enjoying the white powder etc. to remain stick thin. There have to be some, besides your best friend & Madge, that live healthfully and maintain fit bodies through diet & exercise right? Dear Connie, While I wouldn"t say that Madge has the most healthy weight maintenance strategy ever, you are correct in assessing that she isn"t abusing the rough stuff anymore. Full Story