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BAFTA why are you there Jessica Alba?

February 14, 2011 00:50:50 Posted at February 14, 2011 00:50:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The blue is lovely on her. Really, really sharp. It’s Versace. (The Jolie wears Versace a lot. I wish she’d chosen this for herself at the Golden Globes instead of looking like she’d just walked out of a polygamist sect.) I do love the double braid. A LOT. (Should I do this for the Oscars?) But that still doesn’t explain for me why Jessica Alba is at the BAFTAs. Full Story

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Alba Bitch recants (check definition)

December 15, 2010 11:16:52 Posted at December 15, 2010 11:16:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned the other day, “I don’t need writers” Jessica Alba is currently promoting the new Fockers movie. It didn’t happen on television but apparently she was asked in a round table situation with the press to clarify her comments from that Elle article in which she asstalked about real actors and not sticking with the script. Full Story

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Who has the balls?

December 13, 2010 13:35:56 Posted at December 13, 2010 13:35:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Alba Bitch is making the press rounds in New York in support of the new Fockers movie. This is the first time she’ll be facing the media since that interview with Elle Magazine – click here for a refresher. Remember her sh-tting on writers? Remember she said real actors – she includes herself among them – don’t use the script? Then a few real writers started dumping on her. Full Story

Inside the Alba Bitch’s Actor Studio

November 5, 2010 13:30:28 Posted at November 5, 2010 13:30:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen the Alba Bitch’s new spread for Elle? She’s thin enough, I don’t know why her waist had to be made look that size. But whatever. According to Kelly Osbourne, this must mean Jessica Alba is happy happy happy! Skinny = Happy! Alba has a supporting role in the upcoming Little Fockers. Full Story

She’s saggy and cellulite-y

October 6, 2010 09:15:29 Posted at October 6, 2010 09:15:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Alba covers the new British GQ. She looks good, right? Apparently in her mind not really. Alba told the magazine: "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger...every actress out there is more beautiful than me.” If you are then what am I? Oh la. Full Story

Venice tomorrow

August 31, 2010 15:24:51 Posted at August 31, 2010 15:24:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The film festival opens tomorrow with Black Swan as the official gala premiere and Machete at the midnight screening. So both Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba arrived today to promote their features. For Alba it’s quite an accomplishment to be included, and it will be a long time before she’s included again. Full Story

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The Alba Bitch has a fairy godfather

August 24, 2010 13:29:44 Posted at August 24, 2010 13:29:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Alba Bitch isn’t getting many parts. Just like Jessica Biel. They simply can’t compete with their contemporaries. But Alba has two things working for her that Biel doesn’t: she’s a mother now and she kissed the ass of a proper filmmaker, Robert Rodriguez (I always get confused when I go shopping). Full Story

Ewan in Berlin

July 9, 2010 08:28:35 Posted at July 9, 2010 08:28:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some Friday delight. Ewan McGregor arrived yesterday, casual with his backpack – photos attached from the airport – and got dressed to hit up the Boss Black fashion show where he and Jessica Alba (inexplicably on some kind of fashion tour of Europe) posed together on the red carpet. Look at him working photographers. Full Story

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Jared Leto is TRYING

July 6, 2010 09:29:32 Posted at July 6, 2010 09:29:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So f-cking hard. Even the Alba Bitch seems to be taken aback by his Try. And she’s no stranger to Try. This is Jared Leto sitting beside Jessica Alba at the Dior show in Paris yesterday screaming ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. It’s more than just the hair. It’s the way he’s holding his body too. Full Story

MET Jessicas: Alba & Biel

May 4, 2010 12:38:36 Posted at May 4, 2010 12:38:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Same career, same prospects, pretty much the same dress. Sure they might be different shades, and there’s a neckline variety here and there but really, between the cut and the material, and who they are, there’s nothing that distinguishes the Jessicas Alba and Biel. It’s literally a wash. Full Story

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The Alba Bitch > Kate Hudson...?

April 28, 2010 08:05:00 Posted at April 28, 2010 08:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? I know. I hated writing that too. But after combing through the photo agencies looking at pictures from last night’s NY premiere of The Killer Inside Me, the thought that kept coming to mind was: Goddamn Kate Hudson is annoying me. It’s the lipstick, it’s the hair, it’s that loud ass f-cking coat, it’s the posing, and the too extra camera flirting – ordinarily she can do it with little effort, very naturally, beguilingly, but for some reason, last night Kate Hudson showed up with so much Try. Full Story

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Alba shoes

March 24, 2010 10:00:11 Posted at March 24, 2010 10:00:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Alba went out twice yesterday and gave me shoe envy. First in the afternoon while running errands it was a black leather pair of ankle boots. I’ve been looking for flat ankle boots in between motorcycle and riding. Fiorentini Baker has a pair but they cut me off at the wrong spot. Anyway, hers are perfect. Full Story

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Much better Alba Bitch and Demi’s napkins

February 11, 2010 13:41:06 Posted at February 11, 2010 13:41:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She wore a beautiful Proenza Schouler on Monday at the LA premiere of Valentine’s Day. Then she f-cked it up with her mom hair. Tonight in London however it was head to toe RIGHT. Me I’m partial to clothes that don’t match. This dress is playful and delightful and fits her beautifully. Full Story

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Mom Hair ruins the dress

February 9, 2010 07:49:14 Posted at February 9, 2010 07:49:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is a Proenza Schouler. It’s exquisite. It looks great on her. And the shoes too. The Alba Bitch was beautifully styled at the Valentine’s Day premiere. But for the hair. Good God, when did she cut this hair? It’s not only that it’s Mom Hair, it’s also weirdly greased, almost like she realised the Mom was frizzing and she tried to tame it with her husband’s Vegas gel. Full Story

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