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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

As you know, Lindsay Lohan is alleged to have made out with Cash Warren, married to Jessica Alba, at a club one night. She insists it’s not true. Now she’s is in India, supposedly saving children, and as soon as she got off the plane, she posted a message for him on her Twitter  Read Full Intro

Lilo crosses the Alba Bitch

December 3, 2009 07:47:00 Posted at December 3, 2009 07:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh there will be hell to pay. Us Weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan hit up a club last week with Cash Warren and according to witnesses, within half an hour, the two were mashing mouths: "It was raw. They were not shy." Lilo has denied the claims, insisting that she would never move on another woman’s man: "This is so absurd. Full Story

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Did they read for this too?

September 29, 2009 07:22:07 Posted at September 29, 2009 07:22:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Jessicas… No doubt they both would have been desperate for this – The Adjustment Bureau with Matt Damon who gets the pick of the scripts – but they were up against Emily Blunt. Please. If Emily wants it, why bother letting them read for it? Here’s Emily on set in New York yesterday. Full Story

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The Jessica School of Acting

September 29, 2009 06:54:00 Posted at September 29, 2009 06:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today is We Day in Vancouver. The Dalai Lama, among others, will be addressing 16,000 young people, engaging them, encouraging them, celebrating their efforts to give back and make a difference.Make The Difference is the name of Jessica Biel’s foundation. She’s working on a new film that’s shooting in Vancouver. Full Story

Friday, September 25, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am trying to figure out exactly what Jessica Alba has to contribute to the Clinton Global Initiative. It’s a great photo opportunity, of course, but aside from defacing United Way property and then blaming others for her own ignorance, what’s she bringing to the conversation?

Oh look, there’s Brad Pitt. He’s building homes for the displaced in New Orleans. And that’s Bono who is working to end poverty in Africa. Yeah Jessica Alba too. She vandalised Oklahoma City by putting up shark posters covering billboards for services that help disadvantaged families in the community.


It’s Friday. Am online all day.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


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The Jessicas and their limits

September 17, 2009 07:28:51 Posted at September 17, 2009 07:28:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Variety reports that Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found herself a job. She’ll play Bradley Cooper’s ex lover in A-Team, an army lady who’s on their asses. Or something. This is what you call Hollywood reality. After months and months of waiting, desperately hoping for an opportunity, the most attractive prospect presented to Shelfy turned out to be a supporting role as the proverbial sexy girlfriend in an action movie that requires little in the way of talent. Full Story

So blonde

September 1, 2009 14:24:50 Posted at September 1, 2009 14:24:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When did the Alba Bitch get so blonde? She’s hardly worth paying attention to these days, I can’t remember. Jessica Alba, you see, finds herself in the same professional hole as Jessica Biel these days. Call her if you need a great body. The Alba Demon however when she’s now scowling, which isn’t often, has a face. Full Story

Weekly crack tweets

July 10, 2009 10:25:00 Posted at July 10, 2009 10:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best way to kick off the weekend – with some incoherent crack babble courtesy of Lilo’s Twitter. Last night she was at it again, obviously desperate for attention, and bored, and cranked, with her blackberry in hand and a mind understimulated by constant shopping. First this post:Some guy just grabbed my waist-2hands-both sides. Full Story

Dumb & Indignant

June 10, 2009 07:14:17 Posted at June 10, 2009 07:14:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A terrible combination. So you’ve heard about what the Alba Demon did in Oklahoma City, right? Stupid bitch gleefully slapped shark posters all over the place – posters with no text, no explanation, in the hopes that somehow this would raise awareness about …the great white shark population? Their mating habits? That they’re overhunted by greedy Asians? We don’t know! Because it doesn’t say! The worst part though is that it turns out that the Demon used one of the posters to partially cover a United Way billboard. Full Story

Alba outclassed

May 5, 2009 07:32:26 Posted at May 5, 2009 07:32:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She really was. Or, more accurately, perhaps it was her designer Jason Wu. This dress seems like it’s 2 seasons old and was last worn at some Us Weekly party by Lauren Conrad. That hurts. And the tights, not feeling the tights. On the plus side: am all over the lipstick. Fuchsia looks good on the Alba Demon who smiled almost like she meant it. Full Story

Shelfy gets a job!

May 1, 2009 13:15:43 Posted at May 1, 2009 13:15:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Revlon announced today that they’ve signed Jessica Biel on as one of their Global Brand Ambassadors. Get ready, you’re about to be shocked, but the paps also photographed Jessica out and about New York today – holding a Revlon bag! Interestingly enough, Jessica Alba is a Global Brand Ambassador for Revlon too. Full Story