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She pedals herself?

March 11, 2009 12:11:24 Posted at March 11, 2009 12:11:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am having a hard time believing it. But these are beautiful, beautiful paparazzi photos of the Alba Bitch in Paris today biking around the city. A bike with a basket, a nanny looking after the kids, during fashion week, enjoying the sights and sounds, the art, the architecture, the bread, the wine, the pastries – it’s a good life for Jessica Alba, non? This must be why she’s able to crack a smile or two in between her usual bitchface. Full Story

The Alba Bitch must work

March 3, 2009 07:25:00 Posted at March 3, 2009 07:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Back in the day, on the Vancouver set of Dark Angel, a lovely man approached Jessica Alba, who was standing around with her assistant, to request an autograph for his two young boys who had come to visit dad, on security detail, at work. The Alba Bitch wasn’t feeling it. She turned to her helper, without bothering to make eye contact with her fans, and said – I told you I don’t want to talk to anyone. Full Story

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Predictable Alba

January 26, 2009 14:52:40 Posted at January 26, 2009 14:52:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Alba was nominated for multiple Razzies last week despite ongoing efforts at wooing the MiniVan and playing like she’s civic minded. I wrote at the time: How long before the Alba Cow rushes out new photos of herself playing with her daughter to try and erase from public minds the memory of these Razzie noms? I say the weekend. Full Story

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Alba & Ebola

January 21, 2009 12:46:19 Posted at January 21, 2009 12:46:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oscar nominations are to be announced early tomorrow morning. And I’ll be putting out a sex tape with Colin Farrell (yeah Duana, come and get it) before Jessica Alba and Ebola Hilton hear their names announced by the Academy. They do however share a dubious distinction. Both the Alba Cow and Ebola have been nominated for Razzies – in other words, they starred in the WORST films of the year. Full Story

Alba B*tch is a bully

January 21, 2009 07:04:41 Posted at January 21, 2009 07:04:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Jessica Alba is all, like, socially involved now, claiming to have actively campaigned among Latino voters for the Obama campaign, even though not even two years ago, she did not want to be called Latina. These days though, Alba has a new image to sell. She’s a mother, she an “actor”, she doesn’t want to be known as a “body”, not unless you pay her to star in your ad campaign for Campari. Full Story

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Alba Bitch gets cut

January 7, 2009 14:16:20 Posted at January 7, 2009 14:16:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s blunt. You like? I do. She looks really young. Sigh. A fringe. I wish. But can’t. Fringe isn’t feng shui friendly during the 30s says mom. No cover up the forehead luck ah. Jessica Alba though is only 27. She has time. The new cut is going hand in hand with the new image strategy. Full Story

Too Easy

January 6, 2009 13:32:09 Posted at January 6, 2009 13:32:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday’s post about the Alba Bitch playing Taupe, using her kid for her career… Was pleasantly surprised to receive emails from you mommies quick to point out her fraud – apparently the hoop earrings were the telltale sign? See this is why I need you. Full Story

Bitch is the new Taupe

January 5, 2009 13:23:27 Posted at January 5, 2009 13:23:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Taupe Jennifer Garner, as you know, as was documented on blog after blog, magazine after magazine, life after Alias was all about Violet. Proven time and again, most recently with the GMD and Valkyrie, the MiniVan Majority can make or break a career. Taupe understood this. And Violet is such a photogenic child. Full Story

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All smiles on a bitch night out

December 30, 2008 07:32:30 Posted at December 30, 2008 07:32:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alba Demon and her husband were spotted out and about yesterday no baby and then extended their free night on the town at Crown Bar and then Bardot. As you can see, she actually smiled. Jessica Alba is in good spirits. She starts shooting The Killer Inside Me in a short few weeks alongside Casey Affleck and… she plays a prostitute, which means she’s convinced herself that – finally! – she’s found an Oscar-potential part. Full Story

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Dunder Alba Demon

December 16, 2008 17:23:29 Posted at December 16, 2008 17:23:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ausiello is reporting that along with Jack Black, The Office has secured Jessica Alba for an appearance on the episode of The Office that will air immediately following the Super Bowl. The Alba Demon is coming back to TV! Where she belongs! Great move by her agent. Full Story

Alba Origami

December 3, 2008 06:58:58 Posted at December 3, 2008 06:58:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when the Alba Bitch said she wanted to be known for her talent and not for her looks? Well… It actually depends how much you pay her. Campari paid her so she sold out. And now she’s starring in the Campari calendar, doing what she does best – showing off her body. Unfortunately she still thinks she can act. Full Story

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