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All smiles on a bitch night out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2008 07:32:30 December 30, 2008 07:32:30

Alba Demon and her husband were spotted out and about yesterday no baby and then extended their free night on the town at Crown Bar and then Bardot. As you can see, she actually smiled. Jessica Alba is in good spirits. She starts shooting The Killer Inside Me in a short few weeks alongside Casey Affleck and… she plays a prostitute, which means she’s convinced herself that – finally! – she’s found an Oscar-potential part. Full Story

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Dunder Alba Demon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 17:23:29 December 16, 2008 17:23:29

Ausiello is reporting that along with Jack Black, The Office has secured Jessica Alba for an appearance on the episode of The Office that will air immediately following the Super Bowl. The Alba Demon is coming back to TV! Where she belongs! Great move by her agent. Full Story

Alba Origami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 06:58:58 December 3, 2008 06:58:58

Remember when the Alba Bitch said she wanted to be known for her talent and not for her looks? Well… It actually depends how much you pay her. Campari paid her so she sold out. And now she’s starring in the Campari calendar, doing what she does best – showing off her body. Unfortunately she still thinks she can act. Full Story

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Those bangs…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 11:24:12 November 14, 2008 11:24:12

Are the sh-ts. Does she know? Does the Alba Demon know? That she’s not Heidi Klum? I don’t think she knows. Because we already know she has an inflated opinion of her abilities – physical and professional. This is Jessica Alba last night at the Black Ball, hanging out with Alicia Keys and Justin Timberlake and trying to pretend she can roll in the same river of talent. Full Story

Bangs for acting smart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 13:34:22 November 5, 2008 13:34:22

Please. This is Jessica Alba on the New York set of her next movie An Invisible Sign of My Own based on the book of the same name about a trouble young girl who also happens to be a math wiz recruited to teach young students and magic happens. Alba Demon a math wiz? Because she wears bangs and funky clothes? How sh-tty is this script? And how many other actors passed on this role? Because Alba can’t act, no matter how many acting coaches she hires. Full Story

The City means she`s serious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 11:27:00 November 3, 2008 11:27:00

Well that’s an awfully stylish hat to be wearing out and about on a casual stroll with the baby, not wanting to be photographed, non? That hat. Love. Here’s Alba Demon looking amazing today, shot this afternoon in New York with Honor. Hilariously the photo agency labelled the images: “Jessica Alba walking around with her son in Soho”. Full Story

Her body, her bangs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 08:09:18 October 31, 2008 08:09:18

It’s official…maybe with some help from Spanx… The Alba Bitch has her body back. And how. Here she is last night supporting Narciso Rodriguez at his book signing at Bergdorf’s looking svelte and demure in a very fitted dress, tights, and flats. Those bangs on the other hand… those bangs are ass. Full Story

Shelfy’s Roman photo album

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2008 11:45:15 September 24, 2008 11:45:15

They were just in Boston, then it was off to Italy, somehow those clever paps were able to find them in Rome, and they were photographed today seeing the sights with what looks like a tour guide and a bodyguard. Pretty pictures, non? Perfect for Shelfy’s growing paparazzi personal album. And why not? She is killer in those jeans. Full Story

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A Bitch’s many faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2008 07:27:13 September 10, 2008 07:27:13

The Alba Demon is in New York for fashion week. Little Honor has come along with her. Mom and baby went for a walk yesterday and Jessica picked her up to give the paps a few shots. As you can you see from this series of photos, Alba’s many faces are properly on display, including the one for which she is most famous: looking like a c-bomb about to cuss a bitch out. Full Story

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Alba ALMA Latina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 09:28:26 August 18, 2008 09:28:26

What Jessica Alba has said in the past: Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. Full Story

Meet Honor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 07:18:32 July 16, 2008 07:18:32

OK! Magazine  paid $1.5 for the first exclusive rights to the Alba Bitch’s baby and follow up photos later on. So here’s Jessica with Honor on the cover of the new issue. No offence to all you moms out there but really, this baby obsession is out of control. Full Story