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Those bangs…

November 14, 2008 11:24:12 Posted at November 14, 2008 11:24:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are the sh-ts. Does she know? Does the Alba Demon know? That she’s not Heidi Klum? I don’t think she knows. Because we already know she has an inflated opinion of her abilities – physical and professional. This is Jessica Alba last night at the Black Ball, hanging out with Alicia Keys and Justin Timberlake and trying to pretend she can roll in the same river of talent. Full Story

Bangs for acting smart

November 5, 2008 13:34:22 Posted at November 5, 2008 13:34:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. This is Jessica Alba on the New York set of her next movie An Invisible Sign of My Own based on the book of the same name about a trouble young girl who also happens to be a math wiz recruited to teach young students and magic happens. Alba Demon a math wiz? Because she wears bangs and funky clothes? How sh-tty is this script? And how many other actors passed on this role? Because Alba can’t act, no matter how many acting coaches she hires. Full Story

The City means she`s serious

November 3, 2008 11:27:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 11:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well that’s an awfully stylish hat to be wearing out and about on a casual stroll with the baby, not wanting to be photographed, non? That hat. Love. Here’s Alba Demon looking amazing today, shot this afternoon in New York with Honor. Hilariously the photo agency labelled the images: “Jessica Alba walking around with her son in Soho”. Full Story

Her body, her bangs

October 31, 2008 08:09:18 Posted at October 31, 2008 08:09:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s official…maybe with some help from Spanx… The Alba Bitch has her body back. And how. Here she is last night supporting Narciso Rodriguez at his book signing at Bergdorf’s looking svelte and demure in a very fitted dress, tights, and flats. Those bangs on the other hand… those bangs are ass. Full Story

Shelfy’s Roman photo album

September 24, 2008 11:45:15 Posted at September 24, 2008 11:45:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were just in Boston, then it was off to Italy, somehow those clever paps were able to find them in Rome, and they were photographed today seeing the sights with what looks like a tour guide and a bodyguard. Pretty pictures, non? Perfect for Shelfy’s growing paparazzi personal album. And why not? She is killer in those jeans. Full Story

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A Bitch’s many faces

September 10, 2008 07:27:13 Posted at September 10, 2008 07:27:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Alba Demon is in New York for fashion week. Little Honor has come along with her. Mom and baby went for a walk yesterday and Jessica picked her up to give the paps a few shots. As you can you see from this series of photos, Alba’s many faces are properly on display, including the one for which she is most famous: looking like a c-bomb about to cuss a bitch out. Full Story

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Alba ALMA Latina

August 18, 2008 09:28:26 Posted at August 18, 2008 09:28:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What Jessica Alba has said in the past: Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. Full Story

Meet Honor

July 16, 2008 07:18:32 Posted at July 16, 2008 07:18:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK! Magazine  paid $1.5 for the first exclusive rights to the Alba Bitch’s baby and follow up photos later on. So here’s Jessica with Honor on the cover of the new issue. No offence to all you moms out there but really, this baby obsession is out of control. Full Story

Babies are for sale!

July 11, 2008 07:49:38 Posted at July 11, 2008 07:49:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Full Story

Truth in Typos

June 11, 2008 11:19:00 Posted at June 11, 2008 11:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Lisa D for sending this along – the Alba bitch’s birth announcement in a local newspaper. Best. Typo. Ever.  Full Story