Shelf Ass Who???

June 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pip has a HUUUUUGE ego. And most of the time, his ego is total Rossum. But on occasion, especially when his ego doesn’t appreciate getting trumped by an overzealous publicity team for a B List actress, Pipsqueak’s ego is extremely entertaining. And smuttily candid. Lovely combination.

A new interview, asked about his love life, and of course Jessica Biel comes up. The same Jessica Biel conveniently always photographed at the gym and at the beach, known for solely her body, and more intriguingly, suddenly caught on camera with Justin in Europe. Just days after that, a story miraculously ends up in People Magazine about the “seriousness” of his feelings, that he had fallen hard for his new girl.

Apparently JT did not take kindly to the exploitation. Because as he characterises it, all Biel is is a “very dear friend”. Nothin’ kills romance like the “dear friend” moniker….

Follow up question: who is the love of his life?

“I haven’t met her yet”.

Oh no he dih-int.

But yes he did. And it gets better.

When asked about her recent trip to Manchester with him on tour, he straight up confesses that Biel bombards him with texts and that she “truly insisted” on joining him, that he couldn’t deny her “pretty face” but that he had to give her the hand in the face on future trips because he just wasn’t feelin’ it!!!
"She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don"t know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn"t really a good idea. This time I"m putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I"m doing it really seriously so there"s no question of playing sweethearts!"

Ohhhhhh snap!!!!!!!!

But don’t forget his healthy sense of self love. Justin reckons he is the catch of all catches, especially when he’s a Sporty Pip:
"Physically nothing (is wrong with me). I"m well proportioned and nothing offends me when I look in the mirror. I defy a girl not to fall for me if I"m on a surfboard or snowboarding. It"s my secret weapon if a girl resists me”.


And finally, what of Scarlett and Cam? Scarlett he says he never dated, revealing that that was his best lie: When I made the whole world believe that Scarlett was my girlfriend.

As for Cameron: Without a doubt one of my best friends. I adore her and I hope it will always be like that.

So Cam Diaz trumped the Shelf Ass AND JT will love her forever…

No wonder she’s been glowing…and maybe he’s been visiting her room at night too? During their Shrek promo tour through Spain and Italy? Because you look at this photo taken yesterday, Cam goofing on Italian TRL and don’t even try to tell me she"s not having Nostalgia Sex. Nostalgia Sex on holiday? Doesn’t get any better…


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