Justin Timberlake at the BAFTAs

February 10, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 10, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He wasn’t there in person, but he was certainly there in spirit. Otherwise, how do you explain Shelf Ass’s invitation???

Here she is – the very blonde Jessica Biel at a pre-BAFTA party the night before and at the BAFTAs proper Sunday night, somehow invited to attend thanks to the tightness of her ass and, more importantly, to her boyfriend, without whom she certainly couldn’t buy her way onto this carpet.

After all, no one in the UK has heard of 7th Heaven. And without Pip, they probably won’t forgive her for butchering the work of Noel Coward.

As for her dress – to me she’s all wrong for it. It’s girly, it’s feminine, it is not suitable for a herm.

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

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