Jessica Biel is the new Jennifer Lopez
July 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 6, 2006 12:00:00
My Goddess, would you get a load of that ass? Definitely not my favourite body type and a little frightening, to be honest with you, but hey - I suppose a girl who works out like a maniac is better than a girl who never eats…right? Besides, I think it"s a super smart career move. From a dainty, all American, pretty girl perspective, Jessica Biel is never going to rival her contemporaries - the Kate Bosworths, the Lindsay Lohans, not even the Anna Hathaways. Therefore, what she"s doing is carving out a spot for herself as an "action girl". The ass kicker, the stunt master, a believable actress with an attractive enough face that can play the blow "em up, rig "em up, "beat the sh*t out of the bad guy" girl. Very smart, don"t you think? Sure, sure…she looks like she grew a penis, but who cares? She"s WORKING! She"s making movies! Can you say the same for Tara Reid??? Anyway, thought it might be fun to compare and contrast asses. Enjoy!