Shelfy’s stylin’ and she gets a job
Last night Entertainment Weekly posted that Jessica Biel had just confirmed a new job. It’s called New Year’s Eve. It’s exactly like her other movie Valentine’s Day only on NYE. An ensemble, again with Ashton Kutcher too, and also directed by Garry Marshall. Jesus. Have you seen Valentine’s Day? There’s a part in it when her character participates in a group dance session at an Indian restaurant while I Will Survive plays on the speakers.
That’s like the Brooke Hogan of movie montages right there, y’all.
Biel has been keeping a low profile for weeks, even after Us Weekly called her boyfriend a cheater with Olivia Munn. Conveniently though, last night when her new project was announced, the paps caught her with Justin Timberlake leaving dinner at Red O.
This makes me feel kinda bad for her. Because she has to go through all this trouble to famewhore...over a supporting role in an ensemble romantic comedy led by Ashton Kutcher? Why not throw a party for getting a C on your final exam?
But at least she’s thin. And looks good. I’m really really into her outfit. Maybe the most I’ve ever been into a Jessica Biel outfit. Love everything. Love the kicks. Love the jeans. Love the jacket. And the earrings. Love it all. So, you know, there’s that.
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