Shelfy Blogs!

June 30, 2008 14:18:24 Posted at June 30, 2008 14:18:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined us on the blogs! As is the case with everything Shelfy sets her ass to, the primary focus behind her first blog entry was to share with the world an update on her career, including the four film projects she’s pipweasled her ass onto thanks to the tireless tipping off of the paparazzi by her brilliant publicist.

She also takes the time to talk about how much she loves animals, and her dog Tina in particular, because anyone who loves their dog would be negligent enough to allow it to be eaten by the other one.

But who cares of such things when Shelfy is now a producer! A producer!

Click here to read her self-pimp.

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